Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@rey if you go, give the gym dog a pet for me!!!

and if the gym leader ever ends up holding a workshop down in georgia, i may try and attend! that looks like such a... really positive space for wellness, and i can really appreciate that ^0^

@rey as a stranger cruising by on the fediverse timeline:

nb fat owner, AND there's a gym dog!??!? i'm peanut butter and jealous honestly, it looks like a really nice place! (also omg gym dog)

@pink_ink it's this one! https://picrew.me/image_maker/86774/ :>

found the chubby girl avatar maker and i'm just.... way too pleased

it me!!!!

it an avatar that actually look like me!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoutout to the fuckin superstar healer* who decided to make syrcus more interesting for everyone by breaking all the ice blocks on amon so we wiped, and then rescuing me out of the levitation aoe so i died

*this is incredible sarcasm

i think i've settled on my start-of-shadowbringers glam and i had the PERFECT GOOD FORTUNE to get void ark in roulette so it was GOTH BACKDROP TIMES

plot only continues when alisaie is located and janine then spends 15 minutes chasing her around because "hold still honey you got a bit of schmutz on your face" and alisaie objecting because recently-licked-fingers are not the most sanitary cleaning device despite being mom-approved for several centuries. a compromise is reached with janine using her sleeve instead of her finger. then they get back to saving the world etc.

i'm really looking forward to the first scene of Shadowbringers: janine kicking down the door of the source - and by that i mean she throws obtuse the topaz carbuncle at the door as hard as she can and breaks through that way - and yelling at the top of her lungs "WHERE THE FUCK DID Y'ALL PUT MY DAUGHTER".

thank you, yoshi-p, for making the last boss area with cutscenes in gimlet dark* inexplicably have lighting so that i can see my character

behold my catgirl, #ffxiv tag

*i know it's not gimlet but at some point my brain decided it was a gin and lime cocktail so here we are

hello everyone

now's a good time to remember the only evangelion meme that matters

i made the mistake of looking at the news and now i'm about > < that close to hijacking a pulpit somewhere while being very angry because People Forget That A Christlike Action Can Include Bringing A Whip And Driving People Out Of The Temple

honestly this outfit is SO COOL in motion because i love how when i sprint i can see the red soles of the shoes

but i can't take a good picture of this effect without looking as if i'm trying to do some weird panty shot on poor janine

i'm sorry janine :(

oh man i'm so behind on my obligatory catgirl spam

please have this attempted action shot

cw for virtual character eye contact, sword pointed vaguely at viewer, and my sad inability to work gpose correctly

@troodon honestly i'm starting to be lowkey suspicious of anyone who has played stardew valley and hasn't at least become friends with linus, if not outright waxes poetic about how linus would be a cool dating option

He's Just Good....

@envgen dear god, that's definitely so hideous that it has swung back around into something i adore completely. i say absolutely yes, 10/10 get that thing, and not just because i thought the abstract design was sea cucumbers at first

so who wants to buy me a whole bunch of tea in adorable tea bags shaped like various delightful critters, despite the fact that these are very expensive and also i don't actually like tea all that much https://www.ocean-teabag.com

@monorail GOOGLE HAS DEADASS SAVED MY BACON IN THAT EXACT WAY SO MANY TIMES LMAO....

i know i know i'm getting reamed by big corporations after my privacy but also "hey do you want me to make your phone play a noise so you can find it? yes? ok can-do" is a real big THANK YOU GOOGLE moment

every so often i remember that the swedish vallhund breed exists, and i am DELIGHTED because it's basically like they smacked a wolf with the corgi ray