Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@darksouls it's ok Mr. Souls, i got you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNoo_rNZQ84

and i would argue that you could do a lot worse than thancred as far as fucks go, even sticking to protags (so no DON'T FUCK ILBERD etc)

for example: estinien is a disaster who never takes that armor off. can you begin to fucking imagine the dickcheese situation.

i mean we all know the one true boyfriend material is and forever will be Haurchefant, who is in equal parts a ray of sunshine made of encouragement and wholesomeness, and a dirty dirty motherfucker who's kinkier than all of us combined.

but still wholesome so he's genuinely really excited to introduce you to all those kinks.

if you doubt me: look at that french translation tho.........

i'd fuck thancred honestly

i'd one hundred percent get herpes if not chlamydia, but these days Punished Thancred seems like he'd at least be up for paying for the doctor visit and rx, so, i mean, could do worse is all i'm sayin'. could do worse!

also he probably actually knows what a clitoris is, unlike, say, Emmanellain de Fortemps.

ok it's mean of me to not give a link, this is https://www.devilinspired.com/sweet-oil-painting-ruffled-wide-straps-jumper-skirt-jsk-the-song-of-the-lark-by-souffle-song.html?search=Sweet%20oil%20painting this dress, that IS available in custom plus sizes because y'all know i would NOT let you down on that

anyway who wants to just randomly drop money at me so i can buy the Mucha print and the Song of the Lark painting print from Souffle Song because GOD i am in such a "hype for frilly dress times" mood

i mean look at this. look at this!!! the fucking lark on the bodice detail and everything!!! SO GOOD.

fucking drown me in ruffles and delicate details, the ultimate #lolitafashion mood

@InspectorCaracal it's probably been done

but it can be done... Again

after all this is the proud game community that supports luminaries like Door Wedge and Table Cloth

@sporks@snouts.online well, if it helps, i made a bad mspaint about this subject so you can find solace in this nonsense inflicted on both of us at once

i'm just saying. almost every lead in mgs has a lore-abiding hellsguard name

There's An Opportunity There Folks

galaxy brain level idea:

a #ffxiv group of alts. roegadyn mom who *will* beat you up and throw you off a bridge named Virtuous Mission, and all of her sons: Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot,

the good names spotted in ffxiv just keep on comin' today

so tomorrow i get another shoulder mri and because that means turning my cyborg bits off, that also means taking meds to compensate for that, so what i'm trying to say here is that my base level of incomprehensible may be very high tomorrow. or i may just fall asleep.

either way,

SOME day i will not laugh when in #ffxiv you go get swallowed at the glory hole but today is not that day.

i've hit that part of early ARR where my cishet ass knows it's not my lane to make jokes but The Jokes Must Be Made

(i'm just going to waggle my eyebrows enthusiastically instead)