Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space as someone just passing by: ah fuck, i remember my time in braces with absolute loathing. that definitely happens.

top tip that you've likely already heard but just in case you haven't: taking an over the counter NSAID like ibuprophen before going in for an adjustment is a godsend. all the pain is swelling basically and since there's not much space it means bad pain time. strapping an ice pack to your face can also help, if you don't mind looking a bit silly.

good news: up before noon

bad news: because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online well i know what i'm definitely calling that set of apocrypha now

spammer: join the MRA don't marry movement!!!

me: buddy, my dude, my pal, i can guaran-fucking-tee that you will never be faced with such troubles in your life. nobody is going to want to marry your whole mess lol. you are like the last man in the world who has taken a solemn vow of celibacy, or someone pledging to never eat dodo meat. you ain't gotta do that. you're ahead of the game.

/listen i know they'll never see but you gotta laugh at this shit right

i would say an opinion here about R.E.M. is very overrated, however, as i live and was born in athens, this is punishable by exile, so i cannot take such a risk

b-52s are same but at least everyone kinda hates rock lobster so you can get away with a cheeky comment here and there

@monorail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpsfBsN_Dg may i offer this instead

@InspectorCaracal yeah i think a lot of it is people being mad at remembering pokemon is a game franchise meant for kids to enjoy because they are selling it to kids

a lot of it is the exact same anger i saw against the new star wars movies lmao. people who think new people enjoying a thing in a different way diminishes how they enjoyed the thing. extremely silly and tiring lol

@InspectorCaracal oh yeah.

i mean i feel like i'm the one person on the planet who's just... not terribly upset about it, and still quite excited about sword/shield

i mean i can't remember all of the 800+ little fuckers, fair dues on the game for the same tbh

like it's fine. it's fine! don't go harassing people about it, don't go on crusades lmao. and yet people are still banging on about it in utter fury for some reason

i realize it's not an ideal thing but it's also not the literal end of the fucking world. you can have cherished memories of a franchise and *also* know that it has been, since its inception, a moneymaking enterprise where corners are cut in the name of the almighty dollar.

just, like, simmer the fuck down. take that rolling boil to a nice low-medium ok? ok.

it's fuckin pokemon you guys. jesus.

listen y'all can be upset that you won't be able to transfer all your pokemon over but like. so many people are at an 11 out of this. when they need to be like a 5. maybe a 7 if you push it.

yeah it's a money-hungry move but hello? have... you ever seen pokemon? played one? do you know this franchise? are you going to tell me next you're shocked that GI Joe has merchandise my dude? please calm down

the great serpent of ronka is the best part of this expansion do not at me i know i am right #ffxiv

"harp are you saying this because you just think parthenogenesis is neat"

Y-YEAH

IT... IT IS PRETTY NEAT THO

listen i know the sensible answer is "some of them just have dicks, harp. you're overthinking this" but listen: first the viis in shadowbringers, also the gerudo in botw, they're both like whiptail lizards! both societies reproduce via parthenogenesis! JUST THINK ABOUT IT OKAY -

i feel like i might have made that post before but it's a good post so i stand by it

imagine going to visit the nu mou, bag of beggin' strips in hand, and just yelling WHO WANTS TO GO FOR WALKIES to see all of them go apeshit