Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal ok but what about the ones with flames on them or tigers or some shit

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@InspectorCaracal i feel like if you have not already started a novelty hawaiian shirt collection, you absolutely must begin this endeavor

@InspectorCaracal see exactly idk how you get transmasc without butch bc everything i'm thinking about is like. hella butch

except maybe khakis and polo shirts

but

don't

don't do that to yourself

@InspectorCaracal i think my response is mainly "lort in heaven, my cishet ass don't know"

bc honestly i am seeing that it's a fine fine fine needle to thread there, reading as transmasc and not just very butch, and someone who probably has more to say than "uhhhhhhhh.... idk, try flannel?" can give details

mullet's makin' a comeback tho

business in front

party in back

@Jo @rey holy shit that is powerful cover art

@InspectorCaracal HAMPSTER DANCE GHOSTS

@InspectorCaracal oh yes, WITH the club dance remix of course

apparently google tells me that there then was an entire discography of more ridiculous shit sung by "hamsters" including christmas songs but i only own the first and OG

today is also a blessed day because the discord server fool, while we were working out "ok how to word this when we boot him" etc., decided to Give Us A Clear Reason (repeated misgendering and brushing that off as a big deal)

with the paperwork cut drastically, there was much rejoicing as we pulled out the banhammer

@rey hello fellow ancient

i keep considering canes but it sucks to have my body falling apart in ways that would not be helped by it at all LMAO, mostly because i have seen my mom need hers so often to thwack cars with (or threaten to!)

how old am i?

well, one of the first CDs i ever bought myself with my allowance money was the LP single with remixes of

the Hampster Dance

just sample Hampsterdance in there somewhere

is reparations going to be that i and the other cishets must now endure punitive Achey Breaky Heart eurobeat remixes

because that is harsh yet fair honestly

so i've now seen multiple places that the mullet is making a comeback, especially as a queer-coded hairstyle

does that mean an Achey Breaky Heart revival is also on the way

i haven't actually seen detective pikachu yet mind you but still valid

@monorail i feel like detective pikachu is a great movie because it acknowledged what was up

"this is kind of a silly premise. let's just have fun with it"

"these pokemon look sort of creepy photorealistic. let's just kinda roll with it"

a light tone and acknowledgement it's silly business goes a long way towards vaulting over the uncanny valley

my body today has decided that shoulder needs to be Very Swollen but also Very Crampy

so i'm just like

okay fine i guess you'll get ice packs and like it

if not, there is your moneymaking youtube channel idea

just like. zoom in. get some slo-mo action. fry some CDs. go get some gold-trim old chinaware. make it happen

you know those stim/oddly satisfying channels that play with slime or mix paint or whatever?

is somebody doing us all a solid by making videos of microwaving things that shouldn't be microwaved (such as CDs) in the same vein

@InspectorCaracal yeah it's some bullshit lmao

i'm glad that they do the step of "here's an overview of what you have sent us for your records. if anything is incorrect return it to us with corrections or sign here to say it's all correct", but also, My Dudes, What The Fuck, You Literally Sent Me Back The Form Where I Signed Saying I Want My Benefits To Continue After Putting A Copy Into Your Records