Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

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i should remember to not eat crumbs off my titties after i've recently put minty cbd balm all over my business

@InspectorCaracal it is ABSOLUTELY a stolen joke from tumblr but it's too good to not steal

ok i accidentally did it in two threads because i do not know how to internet but still. pokemans.

@InspectorCaracal THANK YOU FOR THE AMUSING NAME FOR MY NEW BRELOOM

AND THE LAST GROUP

the ghastly is probably the best out of all of them. i live in a college town so i had to make it Extra Spoopy.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING: MY POKEMANS. LOOK AT THEM.

note that these are not exactly what i'd call GOOD jokes, in fact i explicitly warned you all that these are terrible pokemon names

@hache aw dunk well that's weird

(sudowoodo's name is "regular tree")

the last one def worked better joke-wise before i evolved it but i stand by my decision nonetheless.

don't tell the rest but my sudowoodo is probably the one that makes me laugh the most

i didn't mean to mark the pics as sensitive but y'know what, sure i guess, let's keep doing that. it's like you gotta reveal the punchline to many stupid jokes, it's good

hello and welcome to: The Stupid Names I've Given My #Pokemon in #PokemonGo .

my pokemans. let me show you them. there are like 20 so this is going to be A Thread

i have decided, unfortunately for you all, that i am going to do a thread of posting all of the stupid pokemon names i have done did in pokemon go

ok, wayfair, it's on me that i clicked, but finding out "22 inch Hello Kitty blade" is for a ceiling fan is really disappointing on many levels.

@hierarchon oh hey, i know that guy https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/X%27rhun_Tia

i realize it's probably just that, y'know, post-surgery shit is happen, but i swear to god if i wake up tomorrow with a rash because my body's decided to get shingles for the Third Fucking Time right after i've had surgery, i am going to create an absolute maelstrom of piss and moaning about it