Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i mean, i feel like i'm 3/4 of the way there. if you push over that soapbox so i can climb on it, i can get started explaining how you cannot understand anakin skywalker/darth vader as a character without recognizing the massive class issues and related trauma that he, as a former slave boy, carries with him, see i have it all written down here -

but also i feel like i will have fully matured and come into my own on mastodon when, eventually, i will emerge from a chrysalis of leftist political thought, and start a 155 part thread on how you cannot understand the tragedy of anakin skywalker unless you look at it through the lens of marxist theory

i also have pinned these two things which i feel mastodon will appreciate

@InspectorCaracal WELL THEN, TIME TO CLOCKWORK ORANGE 'EM THROUGH KNOWYOURMEME

@InspectorCaracal this is why friend discord servers are great, because half the pins are "harp i found this for you" and then i yell HELL YES IT ME and slap it in my pins

i'm going to hope and pray that either a) uncanny pixel wigglytuff eye contact is okay for most folks, or b) people who are bothered have p..probably... already um.... blocked me

i........................ may have realized..................... that my avatar this entire time has had eye contact which is a bit of a faux pas

@InspectorCaracal I KNOW MY BRAND

IT UHHH

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

not a meme, but something i also have pinned which i feel is emblematic of my personal interests in a telling, though not really flattering, way

http://www.erosblog.com/2017/02/12/dildo-shopping-in-1655/ this examination of a 1655 sex manual, with link to full scans of it online

and now, a summary of myself, based on the top four memes i've posted to my channel on a discord full of friends

@InspectorCaracal "and what was the name of my dear son, your fierce rival, again? BOOGERFACE, you say! ah yes, that's it exactly!"

and now, a #lolitafashion meme.

me: okay body these are a lot of muscle cramps, you want some more magnesium? what about a full dose of the magnesium supplement instead of our usual half?

body: ooh sounds good

me: ok great

body: btw tho

me: what

body: gonna attempt to shit ourselves inside out

me: wait why

body: gonna

me: but it was like 15 minutes ago and they're slow release

body: Gonna.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz but what happens if you want to play destiny AND enjoy "i believe in a thing called love" :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

/THIS IS VERY STUPID BUT I STAND BY IT

is it time for me to obnoxiously reblog my own art (again)?

yes... yes it is

@frostotron@tenforward.social i have heard Million Onion Hotel is quite the delight! in paid games, there's also several adaptations of PC or nintendo DS games that might be worth looking at - there's even Shadowrun Returns if you're ok with squinting at teeny tiny text.

@jay@snouts.online yeah, i'd say specifically look for things that label themselves as for beginners - youtube tends to cater mostly to the audience of "know the basics but want to see the fancy crazy stuff".

go have a look around and see what strikes your fancy tbh :) you can get into a Lot, you can get into it a Little, whichever you choose. it's only nail polish after all, it comes off ^0^ (tho i do still say totes go for some cuticle oil, shit's nice)