Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

pro tip: if you want a cheat code for dating type song, skip the marvin gaye, go directly to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfz3aoGe06E eartha kitt. y'all are welcome

having something good to sniff when picking your nose

I NOW FEEL VERY SMART FOR DELAYING MY MANICURE, MY NAIL OIL STUFF IS HEEEERE time to make some jojoba nail oil pens

....i got some smell good oils too to put a few drops in and idk if gardenia and coconut is a blend that will go but i'm going to do it anyway

it's true and i should say it

can you imagine there are people who actually exist and are perfectly happy with the bodies they are in? that don't feel adversarial towards their own bodies in at least one manner? absolutely bizarre

"here's our tutorial that's 15 steps and uses 3 specialty products like our 46 dollar hair texturizing spray... for the perfect messy bun!!!"

i may have some good news about how to achieve that look in under 30 minutes, actually

(i hasten to add, not actually mad at lolitawardrobe, i was ordering like 7 custom made items. i know that takes a hot minute. and customer support is very sweet and pleasant. but still. PRETTY DRESSES WHEN)

stares out the window sadly as it rains and sad music plays because my lolitawardrobe order hasn't shipped yet #lolitafashion

this is day three of my left-hand pointer finger twitching off and on, roughly a full cm in towards my other fingers, back and forth.

@ muscles: 1) why, B) please desist, III) i will pay you money if you stop

problem: hungry, have cheddar chex mix to eat, but also want to do my nails

solution: time to practice using chopsticks

i will say that so far what i've played of it, i'm very impressed by the warframe port to #nintendoswitch . it still looks really good and has played smooth as butter for me, moreso than my laptop in some respects. my feelings might change once i actually get set up with a tv and can play doing more than squinting at the travel screen, but, y'know, still quite pleased