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its weird to think that the edgy stuff i was watching on the internet as a teen was like, absurd cartoon hyperviolence and not weirdo video game streamer personalities calling for ethnic cleansing

It's hilarious how quickly Philadelphians went from "I'm not sure about this mascot..." to "NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN" when Gritty became a thing.

I've met Gritty. Honestly, Gritty has given me the best hug I've ever received and when we high-fived, his hand squeaked like one of those squeezy toys! I will defend Gritty to the death.

i had more points but i then got yelled at to come carry groceries in and they are completely lost to the ether

anyway if anyone needs an essay topic

lofi music : high-fidelity music quality in other genres :: pixel art : high-quality 3d rendering standard in many other games

intentional invocation of nostalgia, easier for 'little guy' artists to lean into in terms of work they can do with free/amateur tools, and has grown into a specific genre in its own right with almost exclusively "indie" cred

like it's very nice but we can just call it modern jazz i'm pretty sure. it's ok jazz is nice! it can just be jazz. it doesn't have to be "lofi and chillhop" it can be just jazz

so i curiously clicked on "24/7 Christmas Lofi & Chillhop Radio" even tho i usually listen to city pop radio and guys

is lofi and chillhop just a variant of jazz? because this feels like a variant of jazz. i think it's just jazz y'all

anyhoodle i think my spirit is finally kicking in but uh... (looks at calendar) if we could insert, like, another week, it'd be really nice, as it is this particular mood souffle is not going to have enough time to rise before we gotta yank it out of the oven

kink safety 

it's not a moral issue for a lot of this stuff - i mean there are kinks where definitely, you can get into a moral quagmire, but i'm saying there's things where we just have to get off that train of thought at an earlier stop. it's sad and frustrating, but kink MUST be safe. IT MUST BE. it's okay for a kink to live only in fiction and in the mind's eye with the knowledge it's just too dangerous to do in real life.

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kink safety 

seriously tho, from your local health and safety domme, there are some kinks that just have to live in fantasy y'all. breathplay/choking may be very appealing, but it can go wrong so quickly, with brain cell death, stroke risk, etc. it's just got to be something you take off the table, the same way "cane/paddle strikes go on the butt, away from this area, always, because a kidney punch is not good play."

reddit, kink (not as exciting as you think this is going to be) 

the doomsday clock of me getting banned from r/justnoMIL moves ten minutes closer to midnight today as i drop by to give an off-topic worried reminder that while it's none of your MIL's fuckin business.....your local health and safety domme would like to remind everyone that breathplay/choking is basically impossible to do 100% safely, and very easy to get wrong in ways that cause permanent damage, so PLEASE DON'T, LEAVE IN FANTASIES

me: all right!! time to keep the good energy from up and continue doing work and keep it rolling on sweetdisabled.com when i wake up in the morning!

me, at 1pm: HHHGNGNHH.... GGHHNRH.... HNNG?

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all other pokemon? good. valid. i may think they are ugly but every single one is special in their own way.

EXCEPT FOR JYNX. if anyone actually sincerely likes jynx, FUCKING RUN

this will sound like a shitpost but it's actually serious advice:

if anyone, ANYONE says their favourite pokemon is jynx, DO πŸ‘ NOT πŸ‘ TRUST πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ MOTHERFUCKER, take a fucking scalpel as quickly as possible and excise that person and their influence from your life. yeet them into the fucking sun

ok so the last time i knew what i was doing website-wise was hand coding html for my neopets's webpages... all i've done is port over content, not bashed it into pretty shape yet... however.... YOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHAT DOMAIN NAME I FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! sweetdisabled.com/ I'M A DOT FUCKING COM NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍾 πŸŽ‰ 🍾 :blobcheer: :yell: :yell: :yell: ❗ ❗ SORRY BOTH THOSE TAGS ARE COMING WITH :yell: :yell: πŸ’– ❗

espeon making those chattering noises cats make like if you agree

honestly, though, in what other mmorpg do you get youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRx pop metal, youtube.com/watch?v=hb0P9jHV8d lightswitch rave electronica, and youtu.be/FV_IP4mNJCI a giant bug singing opera about how psyched he is to fight you and also everything else in the entire world? oh and just some really good classical shit too youtube.com/watch?v=qAHFZR0D9s that theme still makes me want to just like. rip off my shirt and run around the house screaming FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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