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it's time... for christmas. and by that i mean listening to all the episodes of

I am now deeply worried about the Victorian era

<< Nothing says Christmas like an anthropomorphic root vegetable with a human head. >>

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i am.... not good at the little choir rhythm game but I AM AMUSED ANYWAY, and besides my catgirl looks really good and that's the true spirit of

someone is terribly offended that i am using her favourite blanket and fussed at me until i put it over her as she sat next to me

i'm probably the first person in most of those hashtags but ohmygoddoitry.gif [ /he man ]

for all my other people out there living that life, i will pass along the tip from my mom's doc - you can mix double strength saline and use it in your and altho it's not as soothing, it will really help to dry things out so you can potentially avoid having to take a decongestant, which is nice, since the ones that work most effectively often cause anxiety/heart issues. but you still get to breathe, yay

maybe if i fill my neti pot with hot apple cider i can speed up the process of christmassing

i got that christmas spirit but i'm at like the point where you'd expect to be at like, around november 31st. heck

Elf on the shelf, but it's some six foot tall gorgeous fantasy elf instead of some tiny fantasy snitch.

terrible lewd spoonie joke 

p.s. this is a joke but i am lowkey thinking of looking up technique tips so i can just shotgun the oil better lmao

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terrible lewd spoonie joke 

so anyone want to teach me how to swallow? because now that i've got this cbd oil in dropper form to shotgun, i'm regretting not taking that Cocksucking 101 elective

how the fuck do people get up at 6am and just... do things... all damn day long. they are clearly some sort of mutant or aliens perhaps?????

in which token cishet asks for help on how to properly cw something as to not hurt folks 

hallo fedineighbors, and thank you in advance -

so as a cishet woman with pcos i may occasionally wish to whine about shaving my face/talk about hair removing options with others

what's the best way to tag this as to not accidentally slam dunk people (especially transfeminine ones) into dysphorialand? i'm just unsure of what lingo i should be using here. ty

so much for the help! 🙇‍♀️

to actually make a proper post of it: one of the things you'll be hearing me blather about often is my au version of from my fanfic that i am way, way, way too invested in. as the fanfic is called 'masquerade', you'll hear me talk about masquerade!vader a lot, because i'm enough of a fandom old to use that term!character format.

the actual fanfic itself is at fanfiction.net/s/5026493/1/Mas if you're bored/wish to torture yourself/etc.

but if i do that... i have to consider... what the fuck critter masquerade!vader would be

to fully stake out my corner of this place though, i need to continue the trend of making everyone go "oh no, your au darth vader is... a total DILF"

given that it seems this place is 90% lesbians, this is a challenge

but i can at least meet the furries halfway and save up for a commission of him as a furry at some point :blobowo:

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