Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

real #warframe talk:

i'm still really disappointed that the lotus has, like, feet.

i promise this isn't a horney thing this is just disgruntled character design. for some reason i thought strongly that the lotus was just like, humanish top half, and then bottom half entirely wires, conduits, and ports, as she over the years became more and more entrenched in an information network so she could look after her beloved tenno children. BUT NO, SHE'S GOT, LIKE, FEET. C'MON D-E. WHY.

or warframe! warframe and candlenights specials go together like... um.... something? anyway gotta go get crimmas pressies from momma lotus, so

and once more i face an awkward bit of being in a new corner of the internet and not knowing the general population all that well:

Is This A Genuine Moment Of Mental Health Crisis, Or Is It A Shitpost

she do... a BIG boing... for her crimmus present https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29uflz-lYQ #dog #dogsofmastodon #hollypls #pupper #heyeverybodylookatmydog

i expect folks who see this in #Splatoon2 will probably be very confused but who knows maybe one of the wee ones will go to wikipedia and learn 'em a thing

anyway this is a good sign to take a break and draw some topical seasonal cheer since i haven't updated my little picture thing since last splatfest

are there some like #Splatoon2 pros playing or something because Holy Shit. i just got my face stomped into the dirt about 5-6 times in a row. i mean i'm proud of my individual contribution, i've been coming in 2nd or so for team stats, but OOF. OUCH. OW. MY FACE. MY DELICATE SQUIDKID FACE.

is this computerfairi.es

it's cool that other people like it but i just don't really like tea that much personally lol

this is going to bite me in the ass when i start going to my first #lolitafashion meetups

but

i think that's why god invented bubble tea, so,

cue every single uncle iroh figure on this fediverse going HOW DARE YOU

that most tea is just gross to me. it's just hot leaf water. unless it has a very overpowering taste and i've dumped a shitton of sugar into it, i don't want it, and all green tea is too hecking bitter anyway

i was however super rebellious. and by that, i mean i burned a scented candle for like 15 minutes

now IT SMEL LIKE CRIMMAS

me: oh boy!!! time to go decorate for christmas and clean and do all these things ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

chronic pain: lol it's cute you think that

me: ........ ᕕ[ ・ ▾ ・ ]ᕗ welp

oh yeah, before i scurry off - HI MMORPG.SOCIAL OMEGA SERVER FRIENDS! IT'S CALAMITY JANINE HERE HI HELLO

welcome to this uh. gestures. utter nonsense. this is just my personal account, too lazy to make a proper ffxiv-only one, so. it's a pile of stuff

i am still alive, irl is fortunately i think starting to ease up on me a bit. if i can finish up 2018 with no more family members in the hospital and/or dying that will be rad lmao