Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

why yes i did spend way too much on it thank you for asking!

it has 4 tables of random choices it pulls from, and of those
1. 6 options
2. 8 options
3. 16 options
4. 19 options (which is all the fortunes, natch)

someone else can do the math about how many unique results there are, my liberal arts brain says that your official answer is: A Lot!

anyway y'all want a silly thing? https://en.shindanmaker.com/854191 here u go. put in ur character's name, get what's in their holiday cracker. with fortune even! #ffxiv #ffxivrp

anyway. putting stuff into motion. i realize that as a white person, wearing a qi lolita dress is treading on thin ice in #lolitafashion , and while a lot of my other stuff is going to be casual and slapdash, i want to make sure this one is more cohesive. i'm hoping the khaki of the brocade bg is a bit warmer irl, otherwise i'll look for a khaki bolero. gonna look for a khaki headbow as well to tie in the warmer brown of the shoes/purse. dunno about what leggings to wear with yet tho lol

i just checked my email and remembered that my late night order from hot topic was no fever dream, but instead reality

listen i'm getting some really cute totoro earrings, ok? focus on those and not the tripp suspender skirt, or the cheezy perfume that comes in glitter-covered skull bottles, or

facebook reminded me - it's a good time to remember the wonderful #CarrieFisher . take your meds, tell body-shamers to fuck off, and be aggressively positive as best you can through your struggles. rest easy, space mom, drowned in moonlight, strangled by your own bra.

feeling exceedingly bougie now that i've set up my new electric kettle

note: this is not a political statement, i'm just trying to keep up my neti pot rinses and not die of ameboid illnesses from tap water lol

quoth my shoulder, Ｃ Ｒ Ｕ Ｎ Ｃ Ｈ

scientific FACT: you become 300% better at video games while listening to Night Tempo's Pure Baby Maker. https://youtu.be/DZ0JO09iewo

now time to go ice down my shoulder and make soothing noises at it like one would to an overstressed race horse

what are people calling these? #pokesona ...? #pokemon #fusona maybe? i got no idea. anyway, it's me, the #wigglytuff

so obviously when you play two games on your switch, you imagine your player characters immediately interacting, right? have a very dumb joke of the meeting between my #warframe ember and my squidkid from #Splatoon2 . with the joke straight up ripped from b99 because i'm a dearth of creativity

holy shit warframes are hard as balls to draw

the real purpose of marshmallows and whipped cream on hot chocolate: insulating my warm drink for when i remember 'oh wait i have a warm drink and i should drink it' a good 15 mins after acquiring said drink