Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

(clears throat)

the university of georgia should do the decent thing and retire its mascot

modern bulldogs of that show variety are miserable creatures plagued by too many health problems and it is cruel to breed animals that way

more importantly, the UGA bulldog line is rife with such health problems that no proper breeder would breed it at all. these animals only exist out of twisted sentimentality and live short lives full of pain for the convenience of football fans.

anyway fediverse y'all wanna hear my hottest take, or rather, the one most likely to get me punched square in the face in my town where i live?

at some point artoo WILL casually ask her 'does this unit have a soul', but only so he can laugh and put a picture of her horrified trying-not-to-shit-pants expression on space instagram or whatever

but this is because i firmly believe with all my heart that artoo detoo is a lil shit and the reason those beeps are never directly translated is that every movie's You Can Only Say Fuck One Time limit for pg-13 would be blown in about 15 seconds of said beeps being subtitled.

i really need to get back to writing my shitty crossover fanfiction so Commander Shepard can show up to Star Wars universe and then just start sweating nervously as she notices all the droids

anyway the summary of tonight's anger is:

if your anti-capitalism stance still includes mistreating disabled people, mocking them, dehumanizing them, and so on,

it's shit, and you should feel shit about creating such shit. you shitter.

p.s. do not worry, my dog is not overweight

she's actually a little underweight

probably because she knows she can scam me out of cookies if she tries hard enough, the little shit.... (at least it's better than the time she learned what my 'concentrating because i gotta heal this boss fight' face was and took advantage of that to steal cookies)

anyway it's time to feed my dog cookies until i un-grump myself

"praxis is mocking disabled people by painting them all as massive whiners, right? they're just interrupting our life and death struggles with their talking about being disabled. anyway, it's good politics to mock them, we're so much better than capitalism dehumanizing and mocking disabled lives because we can dehumanize and mock disabled lives too! ....but, like, it's probably organic and pesticide-free, so it's better. praxis!"

lort in goddamn heaven y'all.

yes, i'm still mad about this, https://outline.com/7fhRBg because there might be a good point buried somewhere in there.

in the thick, thick layer of "nobody could ever be disabled from being mildly autistic. praxis is knowing that better than they do. this is good politics, to reiterate just how much being mildly autistic is bullshit and not a thing, but instead a symptom of a massive personality flaw. only the sort of massive dickbag like this could ever consider their autism a disability."

so is politics on mastodon just like variants of the aristocrats joke, but instead of "the arisocrats!" it's "praxis!"?

y'know, i didn't expect to click that political link to find a screed that hated disabled people that much, but ok! praxis, everybody, i guess!

why isn't there yakuza and lupin the third crossover fanfiction yet

actually on second though, i'm not sure lupin and majima need to be in the same zip code, much less ever team up,

! i just remembered i have a new face mask from lush to try!

also i swear to god pls no bully for buying from lush i also hate they support peta but it is the only goddamn shit my face likes i Promise i have been Trying To Find Something For More Than 15 Years Okay

I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

UNLESS YOU TALK ABOUT AT LEAST ONE INSTANCE OF OBSCURE SYMBOLISM, I CAN'T CUM, MATPAT

apparently MatPat has Done Something which i will figure out presently, i see from the rumbles, but i have to be honest, i never particularly liked his game theories

because he never went far enough.

like come on. if we're doing analysis on a text, we are gonna have to GET STUCK IN THERE. not just like superficial connections of what the game has. oh no. you need to be neck deep in metanalysis goddammit.

see, a certain type of regrettable person will gush endlessly about marvel movies loki as the paragon of chaos.

but he really isn't. not especially.

you want a chaotic character, you get goro fucking majima, my friends. majima is basically a force of nature that may turn on you at a moment's notice, like the sea or the wind or bugs bunny, and you can only hope to endure whatever comes next, and THAT is CHAOTIC