Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

snapping turtles are VALID to eat fingers

i figure it's time i put something back in the meme economy

i made this beautiful piece of art in #splatoon2 and then the game promptly ate it after i shared it on twitter (alas)

me a few days ago: have... have i lost my mojo? am i doomed to be bad at #splatoon2 forever??? i guess there is nothing to do, but single player, and tears,

me now, after being in first place for team contributions for a good 6 game streak or so, team winning the majority of those games: NEVER MIND WE'RE GOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8_ZePCTqM YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT

that #spoonie feeling of staring down a twitching muscle like you're a lion tamer until it quits its shit

I SEE YOU, coracobrachialis, QUIT THAT.

why is "songs that shouldn't be covered as jazzy lounge music, covered as jazzy lounge music" such a compelling genre https://youtu.be/_NWeKB8n7qw

back to pondering primers for sensitive skin so i can up my makeup game instead

the main focus seems to be 'blurring' or 'pore minimizing' and i have already just accepted i have pores the size of texas. there ain't gonna be no silicones big enough to spackle them over and if i try i will just end up having a hideous breakout 😩

"ah let's see what's on the federated timeline today... nsfw? doesn't sound too bad -"

...

"okay, that's a child that you have just drawn posed sexy in bed naked. that is a prepubescent child. let me just report that to the mods real quick aaaand maybe let's not see what the fediverse is up to right this moment huh"

also if grim fandango is on the switch

monkey island on switch when?????????????

listen grim fandango is also a good time but monkey island is just a tiny bit better don't at me it's facts.

god i need to replay monkey island

BIG EGG TIME .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUVBHpollIM

anyway, i may feel terrible, but check out this fucking amazing necklace i got that came today in the mail

i have no idea what i am going to wear it with, but i feel like this is the kind of accessory that you then make your outfit around because it's just that good

I AM DROWNING IN A CEASELESS RIVER OF MUCUS THAT DOES NOT ALLOW ME THE ABILITY TO EAT NOR BREATHE

WHY.

at least i get to be back on afrin tonight i guess, which is good since i ran out of the other decongestant :(

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

IT'S BEEN OVER A FULL WEEK

I WAS ON THE UPSWING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS AND NOW MY FEVER'S BACK AND 101.3

THE FUCK IS THIS

WHY