Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

also a reason you should get into the secret world and write fanfiction of it: it's REALLY fun to write fake lore/buzzing intros.

...

if you consider "cherrypicking obscure bjork lyrics and then niffling about on wikipedia for terminology" to be fun, anyway

listen i know Drawing Restraint 9 was bjork being weird even for bjork but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCDvA0uM9dw

i feel like the world is really sleeping on this one

just listen to this little oddball of a track and let it charm you.

unfortunately for everyone, the awful #splatoon2 crossover fanfiction train continues https://archiveofourown.org/works/17571836/chapters/41563634

....it's probably up on ff.n as well at this point but ff.n is being ornery about actually showing it as uploaded because you've got to put in a request to the mainframe and wait 30 minutes or somefuck

against my expectations and all odds, youtube actually pulled through with a music rec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qku9aoUlTXA

this was recommended after a mix of nighttime music from animal crossing games

so it's kinda like that but a tad more in the lo-fi direction

i feel like i should be in a coffeeshop listening to this

article: all you need is 20 seconds a day to improve your fitness!

me: well that could be useful since as a spoonie i can't do stuff for long -

article: all you need to do is several times a day, with 1-4 hours of rest in-between, for twenty seconds, dash up a flight of stairs!!!

me: ....

me: nevermind lol let's just close out this tab

and THEN for the pastor to take it like a personal insult when the reaction is "....is this a joke?", and stridently say that there is no way any of this could ever go wrong or be seen as wrong *because he said so*....

.................................yeah

yeah.

my head hurts

and this is not people who have been scheduled for this time, it's people who are just going to be taken as they come in the middle of a party.

if they don't know what they're signing up for, or what it means... i don't think the gesture has any weight at all at that point.

it's worse than meaningless. it's a parody of what it should be. it's an insult