Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i got.

a mini ice cream cone.

a heating pad for my cramps in the back.

an ice pack for my shoulder.

and a blanket to go on top of it all. plus my regular mermaid blanket and an extra blanket for my feets.

because confusing the fuck out of your body is a legitimate #spoonie tactic right?

it's definitely only a matter of time until i get banned on /r/justnoMIL for repeatedly telling people to dump their partners instead of 'focusing on MIL'

but in my defense

if motherfuckers didn't need to be dumped, i wouldn't need to say dump the motherfucker now would i

i KNOW makeup formulation isn't that easy but like

but i waaaaaaaaaaaaaant it?????

WHINES LOUDLY AT TECHNOLOGY.

i don't have the ability to keep up with 5 million palettes of whatever and only using like a smidge before i should throw out makeup for expiring, not to mention all the stuff where i try it and then go "oh fuck yeah that's not gonna work for me" :|

almost like a 3d printer i guess? but i can then change around the base formula. like maybe i need one that's more moisturising for winter. ok pop that in, done. or maybe i need something with soothing ingredients instead. just pop that box in for it to draw the base from.

want to get the look of that makeup tutorial? yeah just scan the QR code and the machine will pull up the recipes for all of the stuff used and ask if you want to make it.

femme future dreams:

in like 15 years i would really like a little box that can replace my makeup collection

instead i give it a hex number and what medium i want it mixed into - foundation, cream eyeshadow, lipstick, cheek stick etc. - and if i want it to be matte/gloss/glittery (with duocrome options or whatever)

and then it makes me up just enough for a few applications

every so often i just buy the base and pigment refills

well. who is responsible for this rule34 headline

listen i just think the sheer chaotic energy of taako and lup would be hilarious flung into star wars. and specifically inflicted on luke skywalker. i'm just saying.

luke would chill with merle far too readily and get along with magnus immediately. luke would, however, be dragged on a makeover day by taako whether he liked it or not, AND THAT'S SOME UNTAPPED COMEDY GOLD

hello everyone, here's your completely unnecessary crossover to consider for today:

"...so what i'm saying is, you've got some untapped possibilities in there. you've got like twenty years of giving your little brother shit. you need to start CATCHING UP ON THAT. i have a list of ideas..."

luke skywalker: um what if we didn't,

leia: NO NO NO. LET LUP SPEAK, LUKE. LET HER SPEAK. THIS IS SOME CRUCIAL INFO

(taako laughing in the distance intensifies)

only a bjork song could make me want to watch The Cell honestly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZAmpnbRTo

i kinda feel like i never want to actually watch the movie simply because snippets of it really fit the sort of decadent vulgarity and creepiness of the song so well

Merrie Feast of the Superb Owl

i'm so glad that i live not in atlanta

you cannot pay me to go out there on the roads there right now tho

even in my own town of athens

just nope! nope! nuh-uh! no way!

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

also a reason you should get into the secret world and write fanfiction of it: it's REALLY fun to write fake lore/buzzing intros.

...

if you consider "cherrypicking obscure bjork lyrics and then niffling about on wikipedia for terminology" to be fun, anyway

listen i know Drawing Restraint 9 was bjork being weird even for bjork but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCDvA0uM9dw

i feel like the world is really sleeping on this one

just listen to this little oddball of a track and let it charm you.