Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"i am a joy and a delight and any discord server would be happy to have me" i whisper to myself moments before posting this

little things that amuse me:

the channel i found that has a bunch of Grenada series Sherlock Holmes uploaded is called

"Naruto Shippuden"

please make your own joke here about one hell of a filler episode etc etc

i don't even like seafood but if i found a coconut crab?

i will eat that fucker

(one that's like. been raised on coconuts. i hear that they now are good at getting into trash and they then taste like shit.)

(maybe this is what i need to do for my career. bespoke coconut crab farmer. they only dine on the tenderest organic coconuts. buy one for your next party to have instead of a pot roast! $25/lb!)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i have found a gif/video for you to use for Potentially Lewd Purposes https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/b43v9d/giraffe_tongues_are_exceptionally_long_usually/?ref=share&ref_source=link

(i know now why gifs get turned into little videos and such but like. it makes linking it far more awkward. just gimme the goods you fool internet)

i really really hope my shoulder will cooperate tomorrow i would love to be able to actually draw the #lolitafashion april fool's i'm planning

( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F9TKOTruTLcdfnfYkudoCjRJv3Dftm3bjLjN7rP4g74/edit?usp=sharing incidentally is the stupidity if you want a preview)

seriously who has got an uncle that works at nintendo. i need you to tell your uncle some shit

a Take that Isn't Very Hot but Is Here Also:

3. i would give a fucking kidney for a HD 3D remake of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, especially if they included a cosmetics system for dressing up yourself/your partner, and/or the ability to decorate your room at the guild and share photos of how you've decorated and arranged everything

@ NINTENDO: P L S

some Hot Takes upon the Fediverse today:

1. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Gates to Infinity isn't as bad as you've probably heard, it's actually a pretty nice little game, it's just that it is directly following one of the best games you can ever play on your 3DS.

2. Hydreigon is shaped like a friend. he is my darling baby boy. do not be mean to him ever

"i should write tonight," i said

before sitting down and scouring for tracks to put together into a 'soundtrack' playlist

that's... almost... writing.... right

alternatively i may have in that post kicked off a "does life begin at conception (for chickens)" debate, noting that even balut don't use a chicken that been done born and all

in which case i will stand by the chaos i have created proudly

somefuck on reddit: "i don't know why eggs are considered vegetarian, since we're eating fertilized ones"

oh my dude my buddy my pal if you eat a fertilized egg You Know. but also i'm docking marks for considering a chicken egg a "fertilized embryo that hasn't developed into a fetus yet" and sending you back to sex ed

note: not my screenshots here, pulled from google, without specific credit as to preserve the dignity of those who brought the screenshots to us

yes it really looks that rough it's an mmorpg for the switch what did you expect

the combat is actually pretty ok but i'm not kidding about weeaboo jenkem

so i have been playing this free to play mmorpg on the switch mostly out of morbid curiosity and by that i mean i'm softly going 'oh my god' at the sheer weeaboo levels

"harp it's a game made in japan how can it be weeb"

please see attached screenshot evidence.

this is advanced weebshit. this is weeb *jenkem*, my friends.

cw for some sort of fetish pileup who has a gun for a sword (i wish i was kidding), and a drunk catgirl so minimally clothed i am astounded