Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

and i say this as somebody who is actually pretty fond of jungian analysis in some respects

but

jung didn't really come up with serious psychology, the same way the humoral system of medicine tried and failed to make, well, medical science

it's some fantastic things for literary critique but to use it as psych makes as much sense as using campbell's hero's journey as a method for treating your ADHD. it just don't work lol

honestly all you really need to know about jordan peterson's intelligence is that he thinks Jung is still psychology

one of the worst things about being extra chunky is just the clots get. stuck.

there is one that's just sitting there being itchy but i don't actually want to go spelunking for the fucking thing and end up with blood to my elbow

not to mention all the clots that are all "oh look, a clitoral hood! my new home! i'm going to sit here and be irritating...forever!"

slow progress in vidya gaems bc my dog keeps shoving her face in between my hand and the controller

and let's be honest

"bluh bluhb dovakiin bluh bluh stereotypical ominous chanting" <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< any song on bastion's OST, but especially : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U 🎵 i dig my hole, you build a wall 🎵

honestly, despite the fact that i'm sitting here with skyrim going on my switch, bastion is an amazingly better game than skyrim and will be every day

skyrim is sort of like popcorn. you can spend a lot of time eating it but it just sort of disappears and is gone from your mind so quickly. i've never really felt skyrim as something that was particularly unique or groundbreaking to me.

but bastion... BASTION......

gaming opinion that should not be controversial yet might be:

all the adulation/reverence/remembering that skyrim's bland themesong gets should instead be rightly spent on the ost from bastion, which is unique and genuinely a thousand times better

i WILL fight you on this

also this is secret team hare intel, however, for all #splatfest players out there on masto, for your #splatoon2 murdersplatting:

please have this extremely powerful playlist i put together

no particular order, but all songs guaranteed bops

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAOfbOmUUq1QbIdZosy90xVqZGyYdkj2_

i need to brag on myself a moment - GENUINELY one of the best games of splat2n i've ever played. NINE KILLS Y'ALL

@ptchu666@snouts.online : an elaborate mousse cake, strawberry and cream flavor, with the top of it made of clear champagne gelatin showing off prettily cut strawberries with gold flakes in the gelatin

i still don't know enough people to do the subtoot game thing

however, once again, i offer my replacement: retoot this and i will offer one dish and/or foodstuff that i think represents you after a glance at your profile/toots

y'all it took me a good long while to realize that this view of the meuller report showing how redacted it is was not actually some gel electrophoresis dna analysis

one of the worst things fanfiction.net has done is remove the ability to highlight/select text unless you're on mobile mode

that's how i READ online STOP THAT FF.N YOU FOOLS how ELSE will i KNOW where my PLACE IS

a couple days ago it took me hours of going "man my feet are cold but the rest of me isn't! i wish there was a blanket but just for my feet, not for my whole legs" to remember that

socks exist

and then i forgot And Then Did The Same Thing The Next Day, though it only took me 30 minutes to remember socks existed so my turnaround is better i guess?

may have just remembered that i can follow people instead of just looking only at fed timeline and going "oh yay, a post from ___"

period so full of clots right now that at any moment, at my window, i'm going to see dracula with one of those boba tea straws, just ready and waiting

potentially 🌶️ opinion:

a lot of vocaloid songs are kind of a flop in my eyes, because the best ones are songs that are aware that - while technically impressive - vocaloid singing still exists in uncanny valley

the best songs often work with this and lean into more of an electronica vibe, or are built around lyrics/a mood that is enhanced by this uncanny quality (like Meltdown, which is really grim lyrics-wise and exists as an exercise in the junction between lyrical meaning and upbeat song)

this is not going on my Extremely Powerful Playlist of music to play while doing a video game, but it's still a bop

https://youtu.be/EAvYUm57vI8

"tropical house" remix of a splat2n song, nice and summery

CATULLUS, EVERYBODY.

like i said. you can probably find that on youtube in the comment section lmfao