Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

if you need to smile at wacky science today, please remember these brave lads who went around disney world with a box full of pee and stones to determine that riding rollercoasters might actually be useful for passing kidney stones https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/04/science/roller-coaster-kidney-stones.html

did i pause at this part in the story to change classes and glamour completely so that janine could show up in full Warrior of Light mode?

.....y-yeah

alternative punchline for the same joke

i'm sorry, #ffxiv tag, the prequel memes are a bit inevitable (cw'd for spoilers)

even better: YOU CAN SEE HER FRECKLES

ah, the burn, or one of the few places where screenshots are lit well enough to see dark-skinned janine's fucken face,

me playing #ffxiv ARR through the first time: oh my god why is this livia chick yelling that i've come to take gaius van baelsar from her, like omg i am not INTERESTED you need to calm DOWN

me now seeing shadowhunter's inevitable reveal: ...........ok, ok i, i get it, i, hm, wow, okay, yeah, i see where you were coming from there livia sas junius, sorry, phew,

picture included for photo evidence that he's, phew, wow, dang,

oh my god someone please write Cid's Very Bad No Good Day, wherein the warrior of light just slings shadowhunter at him all "well you took care of nero ok!!!!! have another garlean fuckwit!!!!"

"I FUCKING DEFECTED TO GET AWAY FROM THESE GUYS" cid sobs haplessly,

pictured: calamity "I PUT YOUR ASS IN THE GROUND ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN" janine

cw'd for spoilers for #ffxiv yes i'm just now catching up don't at me

WELL! WE KNOW WHAT PERK GAIUS VAN BAELSAR TOOK HUH

incidentally, if any of y'all out there use a cpap that covers your mouth, or have a dental appliance for sleep apnea that means you can't lick your lips in your sleep, or a retainer or something -

the laneige lip sleeping mask is worth the splurge, one hundred percent

it's creamy, not sticky, sinks into your lips, yet also lasts all night without just sitting on top feeling gross like vaseline. it like... actually does shit to improve your lips. 10/10 get you some.

i appreciate that laniege includes a wee little spatula applicator for the lip sleeping mask, in quiet, but vain, hope that i won't immediately lose it and just end up using my grubby fingers for the rest of the tin

honestly roleplay is a bit like sex, in that it is a cooperative effort, and people who suck at it largely suck because they view it purely selfishly and don't take into account the other person's enjoyment

so no, i am not interested in any more garlean characters! i am full up thank you.

if your character starts drunkenly shouting about how garlemald is totes the best in the middle of limsa fucking lominsa, i am going to assume you're a troll, and not roleplay with you lol

quite frankly, i sure don't, because i know how it usually goes. somebody says they're down for 'realistic rp with consequences' right up until they ACTUALLY GET THE CONSEQUENCES - and then they point at you as the biggest monster on the planet.

they want to inflict consequences on others in RP, not actually receive any, and god help you if you give them some.