Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

before anyone accuses me of knowing anything about music the cupcakke track i know and am very fond of and like... the only track... because... i am bad at listening to music, is biggie smalls

it's really fucking good though

major tw for ed/body issues/fatphobia but it's fuckin great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28DAeCfLyA and a song you should know for this summer if people start trying to bodyshame you, just play it on repeat louder and louder until you drown out their shit

new manderville quests DONE, new dance GET

i saw an opportunity for a discount #ffxiv meme, so please have this as well

i love the hildy quests in ffxiv so fucking much you guys, they're so stupid and they know it

good luck/congrats/condolences to all them for whom that is their fetish: now you know what you're in for

also best wishes for meeting the in-laws there

and

it's inspector hildibrand

shoutout to the group i got for trial roul in #ffxiv for not only being willing to do kugane ohashi/stormblood manderville trial and nobody bailing out, but doing it in one go, and someone even generously gave me a comm for dying the second time at 8% and spending my time on the floor making jokes

also MANDERVILLE TIME

i may also just be wanting to write the one clone trooper oc i have, Helena of Nightshrike squad

who is, as you might imagine, trans. mostly i want to write all the other clones completely accepting it as routine lol. y'know, you get picked out for specializations; you could be a gunner, or a medic, or something else, Helena just took the Girl specialization along with grenadier. i mean she's got the piece of paper saying she's recognized by law to know how to wield that lipstick and everything

anyway i need to rewatch the clone wars series bc i just really like clone troopers as characters

all of them are wrestling with the fundamental issue of the purpose they were born for, and all operate in this space of "nobody really cares about us, except *us*; it's a welcome shock when someone sees you as an actual person like they are, but don't get used to it. in the end, you only have your brothers", which is just... interesting and often profound

also i think the prequels make a lot more sense when it becomes clear that the republic, as a whole, jumped the shark in morality way before palpatine declared himself emperor

it's why so many people just accepted the empire so cheerfully, why it was able to actually *happen* so easily.

and it also i think set up WHY everyone was pretty okay with the jedi disappearing. the population had put the jedi in the same category as clone troopers: disposable not-quite-real-people.

with that arc in mind, suddenly it makes a lot more sense that prequel anakin is there making choices like

"i have this terrible problem i am so worried about, who can i ask for help? ....WELL CLEARLY NOT OBI-WAN, THE MAN I CARE FOR DEEPLY AND CONSIDER A BROTHER, NOR ANY OF THE JEDI WHATSOEVER, LOL"

they kinda got there with yoda offering Fuckall Of Substance in the movies but it does answer that big plot hole of "why wouldn't anakin just ask obi-wan for help"

yeah it also is a show for kid's so it gets wacky but that's kinda star wars innit, you take the meditations on morality with the hijinx

srsly, there's an arc where obi-wan fakes his death, DOESN'T TELL ANAKIN, sets it up where ANAKIN SEES AND BLAMES HIMSELF, and like at no point does anyone step in at seeing anakin's grief and rage to go "maybe we should... tell him, you guys? maybe? i mean he's on a roaring rampage of revenge but... naaaah we don't need to tell him, it'll be fiiiiine!"

i see some Prequel Discourse and i'm just gonna chime in and say

the clone wars tv series (3d specifically, though the 2d one is also just basically art worth watching) does a whole lot of the explaining the prequels should have done.

it sets up things like:

-Anakin being driven to the dark side by being repeatedly let down by those around him and deeply traumatized by loss

-the Republic had it comin', made very clear by meditations on clone troopers as *actual people*

"but harp, didn't you have to take a foreign language to get your college degree?"

well yes. i took latin. it is not as useful for scoping out online drama as you might imagine?

monolingual american problems: seeing a cw in english, expecting something juicy, clicking the readmore, and it's all in french/spanish/dutch/any other myriad language that is totally beyond me

i realize that online communities operate in dog years but also seeing 2008 referred to as ancient history is making me feel ready to dissolve into dust

yay my doggo is feeling much better

favoring one of her back legs just a little still, but not putting no weight on it/etc., and very happily bouncing around

i guess my anxious little dog had to come get my spoonie issues too huh lmfao

listen i don't agree with cringe culture as a concept, but also - why is everyone for 'finding cringe' focusing on teenage girls n shit

i mean have you ever seen the profile of your typical social media anime-girl-avatar bigot

if you converted the cringe into power you'd solve the energy crisis then and there!!!

ah fuck that was a definite MOMENT of my soul being yote slightly out of my body by the muscle relaxer

ahha aa i'm goin to mars for as ec yall want anything