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me: wow what a delicious dinner i am enjoying eating

my shoulder: LOL FUCK THAT TIME TO HURT

Animal post, Southeastern Five Lined Skink 

The five lined skink is a common lizard in the US. Only discovered as a separate species from the common (or American) five lined skink in the mid 30s, it's scientific name means unexpected because well, who knew it was a separate species? Characterized mostly by their five white lines on their backs, other coloring includes electric blue and burnt orange. They eat insects, ranging from ants to grasshoppers, though they will eat snails, frogs and other lizards if hungry enough. The mothers will lay eggs soon after mating and the hatchlings will come out of their shell around a month after the eggs are laid. They mostly live in wooded areas, or in the case of the ones in my yard, under decks. #AnimalPost

now, i may not have a CS degree, or know any programming language, or know what FOSS stands for, but i do think that i am showing that, at heart, i belong here in this tribe, as i am looking at a tool someone programmed to solve this problem, examining it, and cheerfully declaring

"but what if i built a rickety card tower of apps and compatibility modes instead? for fun?"

"harp why not use the utility that lets you tinker with that directly, the PetzA addon from Sherlock Software?"

because that's cheating

"but a separate program to spoof the system date/time and manipulating that.... isn't???"

Yes.

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i was going to do the smart thing and set my time back so i could adopt petz and have them grow up cheatily but apparently there's now layers of internet safety that when i tried i got a heaping pile of SET YOUR TIME, DUMBASS and all net connections refused 6u9 Whoops

so i guess that i will...... ..........just wait

....

or i will try this charmingly rough and tumble bare-bones-engineering looking solution!!!!! nirsoft.net/utils/run_as_date.

OKAY THERE MAY STILL BE ERRORS LOL, it's quite mad at the resolution a bit

fortunately it's a known problem petzforum.proboards.com/thread and if you bump the resolution down a bit overall petz get their faces back. i didn't have to go down to smallest, this is 12something x 768 where the game has given catz back their faces

LOUD NOSTALGIC EXCITEMENT

....i'm gonna tag this uhhhhhh there we go. now innocent people can filter

YEEEEEEEAHHH I GOT PETZ 5 WORKING

i was flummoxed with it giving me a "weh your resolution is too small" error because Bih I Run 1300Somefuck x Somefuck That's Big Enough For Your 2002 Ass

but

it turned out it was mad i had it set at 125% display lol bc. my eyes not that good

BUT NOW IT WORK

it's only a matter of time until i start making up some extravagant cattery name, and then show names

and then hold the first mastodon invitational petz show

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well boo and hiss, the download from carolyn's is corrupted

....but i found another

petz is still Gonna Happen

once i get catz 5 running i'm gonna try and remember how breeding works in there

my First Prize Show Catz that got lost in... somewhere via various computer failures was a russian blue x maine coon cross with the maine coon brindle texture over the blue.... and i'm gonna try to recreate that :3

i'm so glad these poirot episodes have decent subtitles because an aggravating number just have like. poirot says something. "[French]"

YEAH DUMBSHIT I KNOW, BUT FUCKIN WHAT

well i WAS gonna goof around in catz 5 but apparently google chrome's built-in viruscheck is very suspicious about .iso bits in .rars which is understandable but also Please Release My Files From The Wiggler, Chrome

i COULD do something productive like write or transfer things over from tumblr to pillowfort ffxiv blog or organize things or work towards some goals in ffxiv or grind out some ranks in warframe, while i watch poirot

but i ain't gonna

No one:

Me: β€œThey sure consume a lot of dairy in the Redwall series. WHO ARE THEY MILKING?!?”

ok it's beauty guru drama but fuck Tati is making some good-ass points here. cw'd for mention of predatory behavior 

way too many white cishet gay dudes think "but i'm gay" is a get out of jail free card for whatever bad behavior they might want to examine and correct and stop inflicting on others lol

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ok it's beauty guru drama but fuck Tati is making some good-ass points here. cw'd for mention of predatory behavior 

I'M SO GLAD SHE CALLED OUT JAMES CHARLES FOR BEING A CREEPY FUCK

gay dudes sexually harassing straight dudes is not a funny joke!!!! it's not a good plan to "turn someone" into the sexuality you prefer or to "break them" into however you want!!!!

it's fucked up when het men threaten lesbians with this, it's also fucked when gay men threaten straight men with this

dog ownership in georgia be like:

put black and white dog out

let black and white and lovely blush pink with orange undertones dog in

thanks georgia clay, a little more micah and i can pretend my dog is making herself rose gold to be on trend :thinkhappy:

operating at reduced efficiency due to a need to kiss my dogs tenderly upon the head whenever i see them

me: you know i shouldn't delve deep into the youtube drama, i shouldn't get into figuring out this whole projared thing, it's just vapid gawking at this point

also me, a knave, a fool, and a hypocrite: YOOOOOOOO TATI'S PUT OUT A VIDEO DETAILING HOW HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JAMES CHARLES WENT TOXIC πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ ❗ OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY 🍿 🍿 🍿 :blobpopcorn:

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