though honestly as much as we could beat rowling over the read re: flubups that show a vast nonconcern about accuracy or minority representation,
all of the things she's fucked up drive me crazy because it's THE GOOD AND INTERESTING STUFF
like why would you just say "oh one wizarding school in america" when there's a spanish-speaking one in california, the powerhouse of creole magic in louisiana with a sister school in quebec, a southern school that is dealing w/ civil war legacy, etc etc etc
jk rowling: doesn't even read the wikipedia entry about american history before writing canon
me: carefully looking through the streets of Mannevillette, France so i can make sure my half-sentence about the architecture of the town is accurate for a fanfic
I'M JUST SAYING
WE KNOW WHO'S THE BETTER WRITER Y'ALL
me: oh i wonder why the #ffxiv tag is aflame with fury on birdsite
me, 15 minutes later, now knowing more about korean history than i did before, and feeling a melodramatic moment that might result in a soliloquy about man's inhumanity to man that my white ass does not deserve: i'm... going to... close.... that tab for a bit....
(for reference: https://twitter.com/cheche_dotharl/status/1128279381900779520 is a very important read that i commend to all of you)
my catgirl is now.... A CARGIRL #ffxiv
now uhhhhhhhhh does anyone have a phonebook she can sit on or something
me: jeez i wonder why i'm feeling awkwardly anxious and jittery today in a way that's unlike me
me: man this is a puzzle
my shoulder: has gotten an injection of steroids into it yesterday, which are likely sinking in properly today
me: boy........
me: it's just a mystery that will never be solved i guess
i would post that same meme but we know the answer already and it's
1. wigglytuff
2. wigglytuff
3. wigglytuff
4. wigglytuff
5. wigglytuff
6. wigglytuff
or alternatively, one wigglytuff and just as many eeveelutions as you can cram in there. my destiny in pokemon world would be to become a crazy eevee lady. no regrets.
It's pretty suspicious that Vader just happened to decide to get into his personal starship and leave the Death Star just as the Rebel Alliance was attacking it. (cc @TheShyIon )
i'm both interested in seeing what janelle monae does with it, and perplexed that disney feels the need to include it in a modern remake
yeah it gets stuck in your head easily but it's not like the siamese cat song is a groundbreaking work of art that must be preserved
...i mean that's aside from my (admittedly white) confusion that they're combatting racism against asians by sending in a black artist. like... was nobody from asia available at all, disney? no? ok then
i still have no idea why disney is sitting on live action treasure planet and instead doign like... live action alladin. live action lady and the tramp. live action lion king.
the only redeeming factor in all of those for me is that apparently they hired janelle monae to do the lady and the tramp soundtrack re-do, but even then it's like... why isn't disney cleaning its own shit instead of just going "uhhhh the black lady is woke and can scrub clean the racist mess that is the siamese cat song"
well i may still have hands so dry that they're going pruny ( 🙃 ) but at least this giant tube of "oh god hand and body lotion, i bet this is going to be horrible, but it's within grabbing range" is turning out... actually some pretty motherfuckin good shit. which is nice when i'm having to constantly shovel more lotion into the hungry gaping maw of my skin
the dr at least is open now to talking about surgery to go see what is even going on in my shoulder and thank fuck, if this injection doesn't do anything positive
now all i gotta do today is hang in there and resist the urge to nap at 4pm only to wake up at 9pm with my day-night cycle completely fucked
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there