Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

oh fuck it's splatfest today ain't it

i wish i had spoons to play a fuckin shooter lol

"we come from a faraway land, called doma -"

"oh yeah! i've been there!"

"what"

"came, liberated, fought a primal, y'know, all in the day's work around here. lovely place"

"wh... but...."

"you ever thought of helping the reconstruction? they're getting it looking great these days!"

i had forgotten that the ninja storyline in #ffxiv (30 to 50 at least) is just "this is what happens when the goth kid starts hanging out with the theater kids, and it all goes wrong"

me: hey brain, throw me down my keys i mean some chillax vibes?

[CRASH]

me: WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT CHILLAX VIBES, THAT'S CRUSHING ANXIETY

my brain: oh i thought you said crushing anxiety

me: WHY WOULD I SAY CRUSHING ANXIETY

i discovered what lives in the hole by the backyard door today!

or rather my dog did

bc it's a big ol' toad

i'm glad my dog does not like to chomp toads. she just wants to boop them with her nose. toads do not appreciate this lol, but she thinks the fun game is "find frog/toad, poke frog/toad, it jumps!!!!!, go find frog/toad again"

honestly you know that "what would someone yell to get you to reveal yourself in a crowd" joke?

it's probably anti-vaxx bullshit for me

just, like, yell that, wait for furious rebuttal, easily locate me

please consider: purple.

it's the best color.

i remembered i was levelling rogue, so i had to go make a nw glam in a slapdash manner. i think i am now sufficiently cheekily dapper to be a dabber stabber #ffxiv

cw for eye contact from a catgrill, also knives what with to stab

the fact that the monster hunter world demo on switch does not include the character creator is a crime.

a crime against me, specifically.

a totally uncontroversial additional opinion, on the same subject:

the best modern Joker is always one voiced by Mark Hamill and this one-upmanship about it needs to stop already. you got the best. he's right there. cool it you fuckin edgelords.

the best Catwoman is and always will be Eartha Kitt. no i will not ever change my mind nor will i ever revise my opinion as this is truth and should be justly acknowledged by all.

batman & robin https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ and batman forever https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112462/ aren't as terrible as people remember, they just remember that batman is campy as hell

as much grief as the atla movie gets, rightfully so, there is one thing i appreciate about it

....

.............................kinda turned uncle iroh into a fuckin snack, y'all

i need to double-check my fursona because i swear to fuck 90% of my anxiety is just "other people being in my space is a palpable burden, even when they are good-intentioned, helping me, meant to be there, etc. because i am a terrible territorial child"

i should actually try the arms demo i downloaded on my switch but the game information keeps playing up the motion controls

"how neat!" i think cheerfully

"buddy, if you fuckin' try it," my shoulder says, "you are going to be in a world of pain the likes of which you cannot imagine"

"but you're already at like an eight out of ten normally?"

"yeah, that's just me getting STARTED. try it, chump"

ok this is even sillier than i first thought.

i think this entire firestorm could have been easily and quickly avoided with just

"hey, could you not use > for quoting with my posts? it's a [pet peeve/trigger/strong dislike] due to enduring 4chan shit tossed at me."

"oh sure, no problem! totally understandable to be twitchy after dealing with 4chan shit lol"

and there we go lol

what. no. give me back my flower, game. how dare you. how DARE you. i'm still DUMB AS HELL

opens window, peers out

so fedi timeline what are we being mad about today? ... >s? we're being mad about >s? or being mad that people are mad about them?

i've got no idea what's going on here but if people are mad at >s have they considered offering the alligator a bigger snack so he turns around and becomes <