Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i have become...................the ultimate horse girl #ffxiv

fortunately i have not seen any of the first type on mastodon, just on places like chickensmoothie lol. like sure karen, yes, you're a wolf, however you still need to not be a flaming fucking racist. please quit that shit karen. no 'woof' doesn't cut it karen

i have also not encountered the second thing yet and i expect if i ever do we will both be very alarmed and unhappy with the situation

1. people who use their status as an "oh i'm not human so it's not my problem" to not confront and fight back against sexism, racism, etc etc., as well as not taking ownership of their own shit. haven't seen any of these older than about age 13 tho.

2. people who kin me. you can't be me i'm being me! or at least if you're me i have a LOT OF QUESTIONS and MANY COMPLAINTS about WHAT YOU'RE DOING

concept: with the advent of 3d printing, there needs to be a Polly Pocket revival

and i don't mean the modern Polly Pockets that are large. no, i mean the vintage choking hazards that were wee and tiny where you could have your doll in a locket that opened up to be a tiny room or whatever

i should probably not poke at the bots so much as i do but let's be honest, the back and forth with the dark souls messages bot yesterday was delightful (even if i am fairly certain the bot owner jumped in to give me some conveniently relevant replies LMAO)

if you look just at my window and not all else in my life, i can pretend to be a functioning human being pretty ok

p.s. yes the dude out the window needs watering he's gonna get more tonight i just watered him yesterday but it's been TOO HOT

the good news is i know what my dog's halloween costume is gonna be

anyone have tips on dog-safe washable red markers and how to tape a paper plate to your dog

*wanders in 15 years late with starbucks* have y'all heard about this game called "okami", turns out it's pretty good,

my computer sounds a bit like a bag of popcorn starting to pop but underwater due to number of plinks and plonks. i have pleased the mastodon tonight

behold, #ffxiv tag, for my magnum opus

a basic rdm guide (written for guildmates), entitled "LET'S GET THAT CAT DILF D(PS)"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/119GYS_g3dDaeBFkq4-E4vS3lcuYL9Ik8UY6jsyAXR0s/edit?usp=sharing

my focus there might sound like i got a foot fetish but honestly i've just had bunionectomies on both feet. bunions suck. be nice to your feet y'all

i will also accept a variant:

high femme character has to go undercover and leave her dresses and high heels behind. instead she wears a perfectly tailored tuxedo and wingtip oxfords. a pile of people swoon at her feet as she remarks how it's nice she didn't have to pack any emergency ballet flats

y'know that bs "tomboy made to wear a dress and everyone is amazed at how pretty she 'really is'" trope?

i say we adopt its inverse more regularly: the high femme, very fashion-forward, dress-and-heels-only character suddenly has some contrivance where she has to show up in, like, sweatpants and a t-shirt.

everyone is amazed at how hot she still is, mostly because she's going HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COMFY I LOVE IT and joy is sexy

this is, so far, the best part