Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

like contrast that to how in modern day "home ec" is sort of laughed off as a junk course, if something not needed at all, because "well it's all simple things you can figure it out"

and here's mrs beeton from the past, yelling YOU ARE AS A GENERAL WITH AN ARMY, THIS IS A TOUGH JOB DESERVING OF STUDY

god i love mrs beeton

just please don't make me eat 3/4 of her recipes

i also genuinely love how Mrs. Beeton starts it off

"AS WITH THE COMMANDER OF AN ARMY, or the leader of any enterprise, so
is it with the mistress of a house."

immediate equation with ladies running households as a leadership position that has a lot of power and requires dedication! there is no "oh, it's just silly woman stuff" devaluing of domestic management on Mrs. Beeton's watch!!!

not that the victorian ideal of 'heart of the home' was unproblematic but still

anyway, Mrs. Beeton's book of household management is a delight

in what other book with 1000+ recipes do you also get things like "CHAPTER XII.—General observations on quadrupeds."

MAYBE I'D ENJOY NOT BEING FORCIBLY REMINDED THAT MY WORTH TO MOST OTHER PEOPLE CAN ONLY BE DETERMINED BY FULFILLING A SPECIFIC KINK FOR THEM AND I HOLD NO INTRINSIC VALUE AS A PERSON OR GESTALT WHOLE

PERHAPS THAT'S WHY I HAVE FILTERED TERMS TO AVOID THIS

SO TAG YOUR FUCKING SHIT, ASSHOLE, BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES.

and so help me god if anyone comes at me with "but as a plus-sized woman you should like people making fat characters to draw specifically for kink fulfillment and posting that kink untagged so you have no way to avoid it and if you dislike it that's only self-hatred so be more woke uwu", i will reach through the internet and pull your genitals out through your throat before gouging out your fucking eyes and making you gargle them.

the least, the LEAST you can do is tag your fucking kink if your characters are so easily clockable as fulfilling that kink for you that it is incredibly obvious.

be better than that deviantart game of "well bits are covered and it's not technically sex so i get to push that boundary and push it and push it and push it and shove my fetish in everyone's faces!!!!". if you want to play that game, at least do it on a masto server that is wholly nsfw so i can block that server.

fuck it, subtooting no longer

listen, if you still exhibit and droolingly render your kink, even if the rest of the picture has bits covered, PLEASE at least TAG THAT KINK so that people who do not want to see that kink get to avoid it.

i don't care if you don't think it's technically not nsfw. if you're going "MM LOOK HOW FAAAAAT AND DISGUUUUUUUUSTING THIS CHARACTER IS I'M SO HORNY FOR IT" i don't care how sfw you think it is!! TAG THAT SHIT. i am trying to avoid fueling my self-hate. so stfu

"not tagging this because it's not horny so don't come at me!!!!" does not really work when it's artwork that still makes me know your most major kink in .2 seconds and makes me deeply uncomfortable because that's a kink that i really would have appreciated a heads-up to avoid as i have filters in place to do so

when you spend more time slobberingly rendering fat bellies than you do on faces

I Fucking Know Your Game

also holy shit is one of the new legendaries for pogeymanz really a dog with a sword in its mouth

i fucking

love it

i love this

i love it so much

didn't sleep last night, finally gave up at 6:30, took last pain pill, managed to sleep until noon, got up thankfully just as my mom was pulling in with pain med refill

given the last couple days was me halfing my pain med dose to stretch it out, i feel like some kinda idk

i need a gif of someone crawling out of a crater after getting a nuke dropped on them

that me

and if you'll look to your left on our tour, you'll see the resident wigglytuff screaming into the fucking void after tossing and turning all night and finally getting up at 6am to throw in the towel and take more pain medication while feeling very guilty about it

winkwink it's goth cat time

tomorrow i run world of darkness for the tomes and the khloe book stamps

so i got to the point in breath of the wild where link equips the Champion's Genderfuck in order to get into gerudo town and i am fucking dying at the 'how to romance a dude' class

RISAAAAAA. THAT'S CRIMEEEEEEES.

right, so, who knows the tankie that did this and what is going on here. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/06/04/sex-with-stalin-bdsm-game-enrages-russian-communists-a65873

because i forgot that the urls get truncated: cws for, uh, there's a game comin' out where you have bdsm sex with stalin. and not even the "i hate everything about this, but especially the fact that you're actually fairly handsome" young stalin, either

yeah it's time to stop doing this paperwork for today, before i answer "do you have problems with authority figures?" with "i was going to say no but with every question the urge to call you a motherfucker is an idiot, o bunch of questions, so i guess that's a solid maybe"