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nintendo e3 

witcher 3 on switch is exciting!!! maybe now i will actually play it instead of just... having it in my gog library lmfao

botw sequel is unexpected but also quite exciting!!!!

i didn't expect sword/shield to be multiplayer-ish like that but it looks delightful. the details from the treehouse all make sense and are exciting! but it's totally my shit regardless lmao

all in all - i'm happily content with this! nintendo definitely won e3 for me lol.

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nintendo e3 

i didn't get the thing i was hoping for, but i know that it's a long shot. i actually expect splatoon 3 to be announced after the final splatfest when peak hipe is ripe for harvest. fingers crossed they're not going to go with "one splatoon game per console, wait until there's Switch Deluxe".

animal crossing being delayed makes me a little pouty but it looks like some neat stuff, crafting seems like a good fit for it, so i'm happy with waiting!

nintendo e3 

oh my god who at nintendo has the goo kink. fess up. fess up now.

me wakin up early for the direct (even though its not for 4 hours)

a very bad final fantasy post that i'm gonna make despite not having played this particular final fantasy game 

so y'all think that auron has a jury-rigged jock-strap type garment so that when he's doin' the sex with his entire two hands engaged, he still has one testicle safely tucked away off to one side all nice and snug to mirror how he usually hides one arm, or nah

Patreon launch 

Hey everyone! I just luanched my Patreon page:

https://www.patreon.com/chrisgnome

I'm currently strapped for income after ending my Purism contract, so any donation you can provide is greatly appreciated.

C:\BORN\TO> dir
Volume in drive C is A FUCK

01/01/1989 <DIR> .
01/01/1989 <DIR> ..
01/01/1989 KILLEMALL.EXE
01/01/1989 TRASH.MAN

410,757,864,530 BYTES FREE

aaaaaaa i actually got into the local fb group for lolita fashion!!!!! it turns out it was just facebook eating messages i'm so fucking relieved

not that i've done any wrong over there, just that i know an ex-hs friend who likes to talk mad shit and has no problem constructing elaborate lies was also active in said community some years ago (though idk how active), and i was starting to get Slightly Paranoid (tm)

"WE DIDN'T GET TO THE SPANDEX PART OF HISTORY" aka devolver is best part of e3 yet again

cynical ruminations on the games of bethany esda 

boy i miss when fallout was a good series that recognized the horrors of nuclear war instead of just COOL POWER ARMOR

note: the fact that i haven't played fallouts 1 and 2 and came into the series at fallout 3 shows you how far they've fucking fallen

just sent another request and messaged another mod to hopefully be let in to the local lolita fashion comm on facebook

i'm trying to not be all paranoid about it but uhh. still. where's that dog wearing the I AM NERVOUS vest? me. yes.

in which a wigglytuff rolls her eyes at shit passing by on the fediverse 

if you're sad that cw-ing your news reporting means you don't get favs and reblogs, i think you're kinda in it more for the clout instead of actually doing good

harming people by refusing to do some basic things like cw's is not helping people. if you're mad that you don't get attention, you're not actually interested in helping

people deserve to control what they see and not be under psychic siege at all times

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in which a wigglytuff rolls her eyes at shit passing by on the fediverse 

"my news reporting of important events reaches nobody because i gotta cw it apparently so i guess there's nothing to do but quit!!! too bad it's killing my activism when cws coulda been the best part of masto!!"

sometimes shoving distressing things into people's faces is not revolutionary. not letting people have a space where they aren't feeling under attack is not revolutionary. fuck off mate lol.

What if we put The Grim Reaper's head on top of a turkey's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

next person who says cis is a slur is getting sentenced to 15 years in the dungeon with chemistry classes going over cis and trans isomers and also latin classes translating julius caesar's accounts of events in cisalpine gaul

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