Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

lookin forward to when my shoulder gets unfucked so i can return to roleplaying in #ffxiv , and delivering such Quality Content as the following

found the chubby girl avatar maker and i'm just.... way too pleased

it me!!!!

it an avatar that actually look like me!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoutout to the fuckin superstar healer* who decided to make syrcus more interesting for everyone by breaking all the ice blocks on amon so we wiped, and then rescuing me out of the levitation aoe so i died

*this is incredible sarcasm

i think i've settled on my start-of-shadowbringers glam and i had the PERFECT GOOD FORTUNE to get void ark in roulette so it was GOTH BACKDROP TIMES

plot only continues when alisaie is located and janine then spends 15 minutes chasing her around because "hold still honey you got a bit of schmutz on your face" and alisaie objecting because recently-licked-fingers are not the most sanitary cleaning device despite being mom-approved for several centuries. a compromise is reached with janine using her sleeve instead of her finger. then they get back to saving the world etc.

i'm really looking forward to the first scene of Shadowbringers: janine kicking down the door of the source - and by that i mean she throws obtuse the topaz carbuncle at the door as hard as she can and breaks through that way - and yelling at the top of her lungs "WHERE THE FUCK DID Y'ALL PUT MY DAUGHTER".

thank you, yoshi-p, for making the last boss area with cutscenes in gimlet dark* inexplicably have lighting so that i can see my character

behold my catgirl, #ffxiv tag

*i know it's not gimlet but at some point my brain decided it was a gin and lime cocktail so here we are

hello everyone

now's a good time to remember the only evangelion meme that matters

i made the mistake of looking at the news and now i'm about > < that close to hijacking a pulpit somewhere while being very angry because People Forget That A Christlike Action Can Include Bringing A Whip And Driving People Out Of The Temple

honestly this outfit is SO COOL in motion because i love how when i sprint i can see the red soles of the shoes

but i can't take a good picture of this effect without looking as if i'm trying to do some weird panty shot on poor janine

i'm sorry janine :(

oh man i'm so behind on my obligatory catgirl spam

please have this attempted action shot

cw for virtual character eye contact, sword pointed vaguely at viewer, and my sad inability to work gpose correctly

so who wants to buy me a whole bunch of tea in adorable tea bags shaped like various delightful critters, despite the fact that these are very expensive and also i don't actually like tea all that much https://www.ocean-teabag.com

every so often i remember that the swedish vallhund breed exists, and i am DELIGHTED because it's basically like they smacked a wolf with the corgi ray

today on "my adventures in #botw as divulged via bad mspaint": i still have a divine beast to go but i went to run around hyrule castle like an absolute mad lad anyway

anyway that's today's salt i suppose, and a reminder that the people who make fan content for you - fanfiction, fanart, fanmixes, etc. - do so for the low low price of nada, bupkis, and zero. please don't be pushy and entitled! please don't try to guilt trip them or harass them into giving you more free content to enjoy! definitely tell them how much you enjoyed it, and if you're genuinely worried about them, you can reach out in a kind way, but remember That's A Real Person Making This Stuff.

i mean i won't do this because god knows, if they haven't read all the explanations of this before now, the people this is trying to target would continue to not read any of what i'm saying, and so it would unfairly punish the people waiting patiently

but damn if i don't sometimes get irritated and want to yell I AM NOT WRITING AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT BECAUSE I AM DISABLED! I KNOW IT'S A BUMMER BUT CHRONIC PAIN IS MORE OF A BUMMER! YOU'RE GETTING THIS FOR FREE ANYWAY SO STFU!

in my darkest hours of fanfictioning, as i explain for the fifteenbillionth time of "yes i do want to finish Masquerade, but i want to finish it properly, and right now illness is preventing me from doing that, so i am trying to just push around some dreck to keep my hand in, pls stop yelling", i often consider uploading a new chapter of Masquerade that's just an author's note saying for every comment i get yelling at me to update i will be moving the time of that update back six weeks

at this rate i'll write it and the first comment is going to be

"you labeled this sidlink and also zeldalink and also "all of hyrule is now a polycule converging on link" which are all great things i'm into, but this appears to be a thinly veiled treatise on the domestic worldbuilding of the zorua?????"