Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

concept: why don't we just replace E3 with D4

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honestly will also be excited to see Super Bunnyhop give a well-deserved skewering here

but i think that while it may not be immediate, i actually have massive respect for the dude as like... a legitimate honest to fuck journalist. so i can imagine that his response to this as a hot topic may not be immediate, but only because he has carefully lined up many bowling pins for one hell of a strike.

jim sterling will ofc be nicely angry about it too

well, in the category of very minor silver linings to clouds, i bet devolver digital will have one hell of a time skewering the ESA for its data leak

honestly it is my goal in life to be the type of ally who mainly gets critique by way of that fresh prince gif of "all right, my man cornflake got the spirit. he a little confused, but he got the spirit"

also if i ever do that to you all "remind me i want to commission you" and then i don't get back to you

this is not me stringing you along because i'm a bastard

it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me being a dumbass.

moonfire faire coming up i think you mean PERFECT EXCUSE FOR NEW SUMMER GLAM TIME #ffxiv

cw for eye contact of a virtual catgirl

it's interesting as it makes it obvious how much more minorities view religion as a promise instead of an immediate tool

the canticle of the turning vs. "it is my god-given right to rule over you". it's the comfort of "swing low, sweet chariot" versus the divine right of kings.

and i'm pretty fucking glad that the 'evangelical atheist' numpties who are excited about a new big stick to hit people with are not tolerated around here

i'm very happy that on mastodon (or at least this bubble of it), i have not encountered anyone of a particular odious type i can only describe as "evangelical atheist" and in fact have seen this shit roundly mocked

bc it's inevitably a white dude sitting upon a throne of privilege who doesn't understand that maybe people have different relationships towards religion than he does as A Stick To Hit People With and who does not understand that his atheism is just swapping out one stick for another

listen, pain i can do, but it gets fucking inconvenient when my body decides pain must equal nausea

hey you know what'd help, body? if we didn't feel like the risk of throwing up additional pain meds was too great! or maybe we got a snack even! CEASE THIS NONSENSE

my friends..... i have some SPECIAL LEAKED FOOTAGE...... of @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online 's TRUE IDENTITY........ https://i.imgur.com/IsHh9u7.mp4

note: this is a very silly post

after all, it's not a question of IF you'll become disabled. it's WHEN.

it's just that society has said being old is the one valid excuse. (sometimes.)

but if anyone Too Much is not fit to exist in society... well... who am i to convince someone to give up such firmly held beliefs :)

"...so what'll it be, a nursing home where you are ridiculed for asking for your medicine every single day and ANOTHER diaper (what a precious little snowflake you are), or just tied to a tree where the wolves can get you as you are Too Much For Society?"

slate's advice column answered a question from somebody asking essentially "i have multiple mental illnesses and am having 1-3 panic attacks per day, can i ask my workplace for accomodations?"

the comment section is full of ADHD, AUTISM AND TRANS??? YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH!!

i may have dropped off a snarky comment all "ah yes, as soon as you're less than fully abled, we can get you accommodations in accordance to your wishes..."

listen that was a pretty fucken weak attempt but i stand by it

y'all know those blue tins full of dutch butter cookies? the ones where if you see a tin in the wild there's about an 80% chance it's actually full of sewing supplies?

i'd fucking murder a man for a tin of those right now

i suppose i should go ahead and make Official Notice

a) it's not that i hate people using screen readers, it's just that i am often very very tired and don't have the spoons to accurately write image descriptions

b) on this note if you're interested in my images having descriptions and have the spare spoons to do so, i will always be grateful for the help

(unless you're like captioning a selfie as "image description: a big fuckin' idiot who looks like a poopyhead" or some shit, anyway)

the real magic of ffxiv is finding a group of people who play well AND appreciate your jokes