Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

my dudes i wish i had money because there are so many worthy people to give money to and yet i have none to give and it sucks.

then they dig up good-guy-ganon and so they are joined by a lanky gerudo man who *also* has existential breakdowns

as you do.

...

listen, it's a Theme, okay,

even though at that point everyone involved in the polycule is over 100 years old

please do not pay attention to link as he pulls out his powerpoint presentation, "REASONS I AM UNLOVEABLE, PART 1: i hope you're all familiar with the Ship of Theseus as part of your reading for class"

the rest of the fic is just sidon looking on worriedly at two hylians having existential breakdowns. as you do.

well i just got the final memory recovered in botw and i am FULL OF FEELINGS. ot3 shippy feelings.

also now that there's firm dates i'm fully resolved to commit to an asspull if i write this fanfic of "oh hey look zelda's finally in the physical world once more instead of holding ganon in place, and what do you know, she's definitely 19 now instead of 17. for reasons."

i remain On My Bullshit, and have finally written the SW-style lore entry for my bunny alt - https://archiveofourown.org/works/19402957/chapters/47757970 so please have that to browse if so inclined, #ffxiv tag

(it ended up being nearly as long as all the previous combined Whoops)

i realize that it's a tough needle to thread in delivering such news, and it can get real NIMBY obnoxious real quick

but i am kinda encouraging my fellow mods on this one to look at just booting the dude

i usually like to wait for a Clear Incident, but at this point at least 80% of moderator time and effort is spent smoothing out and cleaning up after his messes. this is just too much time and resources.

i have no idea how this fucker lives with two whole brain cells to rub together and the self-awareness of a box of coconuts

"but drag is so OTT!"

I HAVE BAD NEWS ABOUT THE ENTIRE LOLITA FASHION MOVEMENT IF YOU HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT BEING "OVER THE TOP"

thankfully he backed down and was all "oh i didn't mean to imply drag was gross" (and i responded with a rather snarky "Be mindful of what you 'eww', then") but This Dude, Y'all.

there's a member on lolita server where every single mod is just lined up to boot him. we are just waiting for an excuse. he's good at being obnoxious within technically law abiding ways lmao.

he was complaining about how makeup was hard and he has no idea where to look for ideas to make his face more feminine-looking, and i suggested "well maybe look at drag" and he immediately went "ew"

honey. sweetheart. what do you think you're doing if not drag

so the fedi timeline is apparently Jazz Time and so i'm assuming it's just this now

ALSO SPICY OPINION BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY:

x/y were also good because professor sycamore is hella hot

INCREDIBLY SPICY OPINION

pokemon x and y deserve more love and appreciation because of two major leaps forward for the series:

-character customization including skin tone, hair style, and clothing, with the desire to unlock more outfit pieces becoming a driving force for gameplay

-pokemon amie giving the player a way to directly interact with their pokemon by petting them via touchscreen, etc.

this makes for a fantastic leap forward in pokemon, i know i am right don't at me

reasons i love canmake makeup:

1. (boring stuff about how it works pretty good)

2. the official reseller through amazon gives little gifts/samples with every order (along with letters certifying them the ONLY official reseller in america lmao) and last time i got a 'mini letter set' which is tiny stationary with a pastel watercolor design of makeup and flowers around it and the canmake motto of "being a girl is really fun!" at the bottom and dammit it's just fucking delightful y'all

i just was unable to get to masto after surgery yesterday

now the nerve block has worn off enough to where i can move my arm (shoulder is still saying "come back in 3-6 business days") meaning i can get to my computer

turns out it was massive bursitis caused by.... ....bone in my shoulder really wanting to Put Some Fucken Spikes On It. so apparently it did indeed hurt because it was trying to be a sawblade and saw shit in half. gg, body, gg