Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

Matriarch Iroh is even more of a delight

mostly bc i just imagine her meeting her actual canon counterpart and going

"hmm well yes this is all very cool, but can you do THIS?", as shown in picture

and iroh of course going "holy shit that's fucking amazing you're your own tea table"

"HELL YEAH IT'S GREAT"

who of course grows up into Matriarch Zuko

who is the perfect example of "asari matriarch that is lovely most of the time, it takes a lot to truly piss her off. however GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF"

also asari zuko immediate post-finale, cw'd for bandages and a titty out because sometimes after beating your sister you end up limping back to the normandy with your chest held together with medigel and your quarian buddy Ka'tara freaking out about it, it's fine, it's fine

hello everyone, it's #harpsbadoldart o'clock because i'm distracted and diving thru shit

atla/mass effect is not a crossover that particularly makes sense, but can i just offer a counterpoint:

asari zuko

i appreciate the humor of the bot that overcorrects words as if they are latin

but it also assumes all the words it finds are third declension neuter, and that nothing can be either first or second declension, even/especially when that's obviously the case, and it's Driving Me Mildly Bonkers

anyway please don't expect me to do any thinking today because insurance bullshit means i'm without adhd med so. *grimaces loudly*

i have never played a silent hill game myself, however i have a ph.d in vaderology, and that makes me qualified to state that we all know anakin skywalker takes his final breath after reuniting with his son and redeeming himself to the light

and then opens one eye to see pyramid head there and is just like "...yeah ok, fair enough. can the sexy nurses be dressed as sexy politicians on account of my wife and all? excellent, thanks, let's do this then"

tonight's controversial nerd opinion:

we all know, but few admit, that out of all the major star wars characters, anakin skywalker is the one most likely to get himself punted straight into silent hill

does anyone out there have a capybara bara fursona yet? like a capybara that's just big and ripped as hell and ready to get in on the man lovin'

i feel like if this has not been done yet, this is somebody's sword in the stone. this is the concept that they suddenly will realize they have been born to wield

it appears from the timeline that about 80% of people are having some sort of mental breakdown tonight so oeerr

fediverse, may i offer you a capybaras in this trying time

on that note i'm gonna go play more motherfucking stardew goddamn valley

the 24 hour news cycle of constant panic and anxiety and drama is broken in more ways than you apparently think it is, which is "i like this idea but what if we focused on ANARCHISTS instead??? yeah!!! the only thing wrong with fox news is their political slant!!!!"

absolutely print out your shitty bot's source code on fucking glass, smash your head through it, and then shove it all up your ass. and then fuck off with that nonsense.

anyway if you have a bot that posts news articles and doesn't cw anything, you're a bad person and you should feel bad and that is also shit praxis. if you actually want to not be part of the deluge of the 24 hour news cycle pressing mental stress onto people, at least observe basic courtesy and not shove it in everyone's faces

"but but but you need to know" i don't need to know shit if your method is to come and scream in my face when i am trying to catch my fucking breath you utter wankstick

i swear to god i have muted the same news bot at least three times and it's like a fucking hydra of un-content-warning'd shite

i have survived physical therapy, despite them running 30 minutes late ( ...o_<) and me skipping lunch so now i have a heavy afternoon snack of uhhhh

chex mix and what i can only describe as "gourmet slim jim"