Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

can you imagine there are people who actually exist and are perfectly happy with the bodies they are in? that don't feel adversarial towards their own bodies in at least one manner? absolutely bizarre

"here's our tutorial that's 15 steps and uses 3 specialty products like our 46 dollar hair texturizing spray... for the perfect messy bun!!!"

i may have some good news about how to achieve that look in under 30 minutes, actually

(i hasten to add, not actually mad at lolitawardrobe, i was ordering like 7 custom made items. i know that takes a hot minute. and customer support is very sweet and pleasant. but still. PRETTY DRESSES WHEN)

stares out the window sadly as it rains and sad music plays because my lolitawardrobe order hasn't shipped yet #lolitafashion

this is day three of my left-hand pointer finger twitching off and on, roughly a full cm in towards my other fingers, back and forth.

@ muscles: 1) why, B) please desist, III) i will pay you money if you stop

problem: hungry, have cheddar chex mix to eat, but also want to do my nails

solution: time to practice using chopsticks

i will say that so far what i've played of it, i'm very impressed by the warframe port to #nintendoswitch . it still looks really good and has played smooth as butter for me, moreso than my laptop in some respects. my feelings might change once i actually get set up with a tv and can play doing more than squinting at the travel screen, but, y'know, still quite pleased

🎵 i can't stop~ 🎵

[ THWACK FROM A GIANT TEAL AND PINK TENNO WARHAMMER; GRINEER SCREAMS ]

🎵 the loooonelineeesss~~~ 🎵

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ySq2EHvms

it's a good time, is what i'm saying. it's the best way to enjoy warframe. trust me. just put vaporwave in your ears and absolutely go to town on some mooks. trust me on this.

wait a second i think i forgot to actually put the picture on it. oeerr. anyway. yes. #warframe switch account, still keeping my vaporwave death chicken. because honestly... if you've never played warframe while listening to night tempo's album pure baby maker while blasting enemies with pink fire, you haven't really enjoyed warframe as a game

my pc account on #warframe does have one major advantage over the one on my switch: some EXTREMELY GOOD SPACE BOYES

"harp you know you could have just cloned your account over right" ok listen i wanted to replay it from the ground up and have an excuse to give d-e money just roll with it

this is from before i remembered to redecorate, but... did i toss more money at #warframe on switch so i could be a vaporwave death chicken on the go? yes. yes i did.

so being aware of the general socio-political problems around quinoa... i remember the first time i tried it and i was all 'ah jeez there's no way to avoid this because it's being included in somebody's trendy dish', and honestly

y'all

it's not even that tasty.

like wtf. it's just kinda, well, ok, this is a grain i guess. it is not worthy of all the culinary wankery. just have some nice brown rice instead y'all