Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the doomsday clock of me getting banned from r/justnoMIL moves ten minutes closer to midnight today as i drop by to give an off-topic worried reminder that while it's none of your MIL's fuckin business.....your local health and safety domme would like to remind everyone that breathplay/choking is basically impossible to do 100% safely, and very easy to get wrong in ways that cause permanent damage, so PLEASE DON'T, LEAVE IN FANTASIES

me: all right!! time to keep the good energy from up and continue doing work and keep it rolling on sweetdisabled.com when i wake up in the morning!

me, at 1pm: HHHGNGNHH.... GGHHNRH.... HNNG?

all other pokemon? good. valid. i may think they are ugly but every single one is special in their own way.

EXCEPT FOR JYNX. if anyone actually sincerely likes jynx, FUCKING RUN

this will sound like a shitpost but it's actually serious advice:

if anyone, ANYONE says their favourite pokemon is jynx, DO 👏 NOT 👏 TRUST 👏 THAT 👏 MOTHERFUCKER, take a fucking scalpel as quickly as possible and excise that person and their influence from your life. yeet them into the fucking sun

ok so the last time i knew what i was doing website-wise was hand coding html for my neopets's webpages... all i've done is port over content, not bashed it into pretty shape yet... however.... YOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHAT DOMAIN NAME I FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.sweetdisabled.com/ I'M A DOT FUCKING COM NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍾 🎉 🍾 ❗ ❗ #lolitafashion #spoonie SORRY BOTH THOSE TAGS ARE COMING WITH 💖 ❗

honestly, though, in what other mmorpg do you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRxE pop metal, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0P9jHV8dQ lightswitch rave electronica, and https://youtu.be/FV_IP4mNJCI a giant bug singing opera about how psyched he is to fight you and also everything else in the entire world? oh and just some really good classical shit too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAHFZR0D9ss that theme still makes me want to just like. rip off my shirt and run around the house screaming FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whether or not you play #ffxiv , we can all agree - the music fucken SLAPS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20Py_d2aI8

just misread a cw as "kirk mention but not directly lewd" and my brain was just like "yeah all right, that does sum up star trek tos in there, totally makes sense" and it took me a good 30 seconds to realize

okay not like... not like proper brand. i ain't selling shit. personal brand tho.

and i even found the import from tumblr button

"surely someone's taken this domain name" i say to myself 15 seconds before i buy a domain name to SECURE MY #LOLITAFASHION BRAAAAAAAAND

i wonder if i should actually look at getting a domain for sweetdisabled, if i'm going to actually pull on my big girl petticoat and do this right with a wordpress and everything