Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

but if i do that... i have to consider... what the fuck critter masquerade!vader would be

to fully stake out my corner of this place though, i need to continue the trend of making everyone go "oh no, your au darth vader is... a total DILF"

given that it seems this place is 90% lesbians, this is a challenge

but i can at least meet the furries halfway and save up for a commission of him as a furry at some point

soon i should totally make everyone able to see me here absolutely sick of me by doing my usual yelling about darth vader

and to make it worse, not even yelling about canon darth vader, but darth vader from my au fanfiction

i may have woken up miserably early with my shoulder hurting, but there's few things better than having your morning made by a friend delivering a commission you got from them

at some point in the last few years i switched from ironically liking the sparkly blingee-like gifs to genuinely liking that genre of gifs that i can only really describe as 'online grandmacore'. i am not sure what that says about me, but it's probably decidedly not flattering

actually wait, hold on, this is a much better #goodmorning #gif

now that i've consumed half a chocolate biscotti and i can see light outside, i am emotionally prepared to post good morning gifs

so with that, GOOD MORNING, FEDERATED TIMELINE

"drink the blood of the straights" my friend, as token cishet i am willing to be flipped upside-down and punctured like a horseshoe crab, but i'm not sure y'all *want* this. i am 15 chronic illnesses in the vague shape of a person, i don't think a nice tall glass of this toxic sludge is healthy for *any*body. can i make you a nice nesquick and bailey's instead

most of the time i see people cw for 'bird site crosspost' my brain instead goes straight to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTsRnSPBoao

6:30 is a truly awful time of morning to be up

just heard the tail end of a pharmaceutical commercial with the company "inviting you to help explore cost support options" that they offer

that about sums it up

more importantly, though, here is my #dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_85Tsjk-SEM #mydog #dogsofmastodon

here's the last half-decent selfie i took, and i'm afraid i'm far too lazy to actually rotate it so sorry you'll have to turn your head

yes this is an attempt to be sociable, but as always, if i get any chubby chaser nonsense or disgusting commentary in response to this: 🔪 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪. thank