Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i just checked my email and remembered that my late night order from hot topic was no fever dream, but instead reality

listen i'm getting some really cute totoro earrings, ok? focus on those and not the tripp suspender skirt, or the cheezy perfume that comes in glitter-covered skull bottles, or

facebook reminded me - it's a good time to remember the wonderful #CarrieFisher . take your meds, tell body-shamers to fuck off, and be aggressively positive as best you can through your struggles. rest easy, space mom, drowned in moonlight, strangled by your own bra.

feeling exceedingly bougie now that i've set up my new electric kettle

note: this is not a political statement, i'm just trying to keep up my neti pot rinses and not die of ameboid illnesses from tap water lol

quoth my shoulder, Ｃ Ｒ Ｕ Ｎ Ｃ Ｈ

scientific FACT: you become 300% better at video games while listening to Night Tempo's Pure Baby Maker. https://youtu.be/DZ0JO09iewo

now time to go ice down my shoulder and make soothing noises at it like one would to an overstressed race horse

what are people calling these? #pokesona ...? #pokemon #fusona maybe? i got no idea. anyway, it's me, the #wigglytuff

so obviously when you play two games on your switch, you imagine your player characters immediately interacting, right? have a very dumb joke of the meeting between my #warframe ember and my squidkid from #Splatoon2 . with the joke straight up ripped from b99 because i'm a dearth of creativity

holy shit warframes are hard as balls to draw

the real purpose of marshmallows and whipped cream on hot chocolate: insulating my warm drink for when i remember 'oh wait i have a warm drink and i should drink it' a good 15 mins after acquiring said drink

anyway i think sodom and gammorah is a story well worth teaching

when you look at what it actually says, which is, "towns full of people protecting rapists are not something the Lord appreciates"

let us pause to reflect on all the good little bible belt towns full of people who go to church every sunday and say "but it's just boys being boys! she's a slut anyway! he's got a football career to think of" and what is going to happen to them. AMEN

honestly looking at a lot of the tone i take in replies especially on here, i'm fairly certain i should have just introduced myself with "hello fediverse of computerfairi.es! i'm your mother now"

sorry about that, i forgot that you can indeed add in a cw in replies

that's the biggest chronically ill #spoonie mood right there. "this is gonna hurt, GONNA DO IT ANYWAY"

nota bene, i don't mean hurting myself in, like, a si sort of way. i mean i have a fucky shoulder lol, please don't be alarmed

i know both that every time i get stubborn and draw anyway, i end up hurting myself, but honestly, i am going to draw anyway. send some good artistic vibes my way so that i can at least feel it is worth it lol