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[GLAMOUR AGAINST THE ELEMENTS]

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anyway. putting stuff into motion. i realize that as a white person, wearing a qi lolita dress is treading on thin ice in , and while a lot of my other stuff is going to be casual and slapdash, i want to make sure this one is more cohesive. i'm hoping the khaki of the brocade bg is a bit warmer irl, otherwise i'll look for a khaki bolero. gonna look for a khaki headbow as well to tie in the warmer brown of the shoes/purse. dunno about what leggings to wear with yet tho lol

i just checked my email and remembered that my late night order from hot topic was no fever dream, but instead reality

listen i'm getting some really cute totoro earrings, ok? focus on those and not the tripp suspender skirt, or the cheezy perfume that comes in glitter-covered skull bottles, or

Me, slowly surrounding myself with lesbians: ladies, please. Grant me your wisdom. Strength. Courage. Berries. Whatever you use to smell so nice. A hug maybe

facebook reminded me - it's a good time to remember the wonderful . take your meds, tell body-shamers to fuck off, and be aggressively positive as best you can through your struggles. rest easy, space mom, drowned in moonlight, strangled by your own bra.

feeling exceedingly bougie now that i've set up my new electric kettle

note: this is not a political statement, i'm just trying to keep up my neti pot rinses and not die of ameboid illnesses from tap water lol

scientific FACT: you become 300% better at video games while listening to Night Tempo's Pure Baby Maker. youtu.be/DZ0JO09iewo

hot take 

the best line from Moonbase Alpha Provides a Realistic Simulation of Life on a Natural Satellite is "i'm laughing for real right now"

the combination of it being one of the only proper sentences in the whole video, the weird emphasis the TTS voice puts on it, and the fact that it's a pure expression of human joy outweighs the fact that it's not necessarily as quotable as the other lines

now time to go ice down my shoulder and make soothing noises at it like one would to an overstressed race horse

so obviously when you play two games on your switch, you imagine your player characters immediately interacting, right? have a very dumb joke of the meeting between my ember and my squidkid from . with the joke straight up ripped from b99 because i'm a dearth of creativity

the real purpose of marshmallows and whipped cream on hot chocolate: insulating my warm drink for when i remember 'oh wait i have a warm drink and i should drink it' a good 15 mins after acquiring said drink

rape mention, in which harp is token christian 

anyway i think sodom and gammorah is a story well worth teaching

when you look at what it actually says, which is, "towns full of people protecting rapists are not something the Lord appreciates"

let us pause to reflect on all the good little bible belt towns full of people who go to church every sunday and say "but it's just boys being boys! she's a slut anyway! he's got a football career to think of" and what is going to happen to them. AMEN

honestly looking at a lot of the tone i take in replies especially on here, i'm fairly certain i should have just introduced myself with "hello fediverse of computerfairi.es! i'm your mother now"

sorry about that, i forgot that you can indeed add in a cw in replies

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