Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AND RUN SCREAMING TO GIVE REMENT MY MONEY

oh my Fucking God you guys

....i ordered all these cool nail powder pigments from bornpretty and it's been long enough that i can't remember what i ordered. like, at all.

and they all look very similar in the jars.

I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE... AN ADVENTURE

my new year's hopes:

IF FAMILY AND LOVED ONES COULD STOP BEING SICK/DYING/IN THE HOSPITAL THAT WOULD BE A SUPER GREAT THING FOR ALL OF YOU TO DO PLEASE.

new year's resolutions:

-to expand on my routine of taking care of myself. not just washing my face every day, but also brushing/flossing/tongue scraping, and neti pot, and so on.

-to go to a meetup in #lolitafashion in real life! even if it's just me and non-lolita friends being patient with me!

-to write another chapter of my pet fanfic Masquerade.

-to write at least three articles/reviews on sweetdisabled.com!

well, i used the laser hair removal thing on my nipples and haven't spontaneously combusted, so i'm gonna count that as a win.

....actually i wonder if i could jury rig a thing to do my legs with it.

part of the problem with shaving my legs right now is just fucking reaching. the remington ilight widget requires a firm button press on the top but i can probably... idk, there's got to be some lever or something where i could stick it on the end of a stick and do a trigger pull for the button press...

ah, being a #spoonie makes rube goldberg engineers of us all, i guess

i mean it's probably a very bad idea, but i think i may attempt it anyway.

it's fine, it's just like 5 nip hairs, it's fine, worst case scenario i wear loose dresses for a bit since i don't even wear bras normally anyhow....

i might even get really fancy and -

wait.

.........can you use those at-home high intensity light hair removal things on your nipples? is that a bad idea? that's probably a bad idea isn't it

i totally forgot that i had it because i just didn't have the spoons to keep up with it at the time, and now that i have rediscovered it i'm SUPER JAZZED

because being incredibly pale-skinned and dark-haired, all the electrolysis i did in middle school (yep. middle school. thanks pcos) has... well, not really stuck around much

you know, despite having bought this fancy remington ilight doodad, then wandering off and getting distracted, i have no idea how often i'm supposed to use this thing.

i guess.... just once after every shave/shower Until It Has An Effect?

at which point i'll probably notice that my pcos neckbeard is only gone in irregular patches and drive myself mad at how i am bad at estimating where to go next on me faec

also, pro #spoonie tips - #MRI s don't suck nearly as bad as they used to. most of them now have where you can listen to something while you have the MRI. podcasts are GREAT for this, because it gives you something definite to focus on that's not the beat of a song that's going to get interrupted by the WHUMPWHUMPWHUMP of the machine. the last one i had was able to queue up whatever from online so i made the tech listen to half an ep of #sawbones :D

*i really am indeed a cyborg because of the spinal cord stimulator. it means that every so often i need to charge the battery pack in my butt, lol. no, there's no port or anything, i just have to sit with a kinda hockey puck thing to the small of my back which is the other half of an electromagnetic motor that then spins up underneath my skin and charges the battery.

right, time to charge my cyborg implant* and actually play video games instead of just being a slow-moving tumbleweed of anxiety

thank goodness. even though my mom will have to stay another night just in case, procedure over, it went really well.

i'm going to collapse into a relieved blob for a second and try to do something about this headache