Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"where did i put my drink," local wigglytuff asks herself, while holding her drink in one hand,

today's episode title: Harp and the Amazing Technicolor Nasal Discharge

basically what i'm saying is that anakin skywalker fell to the dark side because the institutions around him so clearly and obviously decided that a mounting avalanche of trauma was something not only that they could ignore, but that they could actively punish anakin skywalker for daring to have, so that the only coping strategy he had was guilt and self-hatred.

YEAH WHAT DID Y'ALL THINK WAS GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN, JEDI ASSHOLES.

i mean the clone wars 3d series makes this real fucking obvious.

"so for this, obi-wan, you gotta fake your own death. don't tell anakin tho." "oh ok." "...ok so anakin figured it out and he's really mad because he's been grieving hard should somebody go check on him?"

"nah he knows to just not have feelings sweatie :)"

"ok so anakin's beloved padawan just left the order and he's taking it real hard, should somebody go check on him?"

"he knows :) sweatie :) no feelings :)"

but also, this is why the prequel jedi order had it fucking coming.

anakin: ...so yeah i've been really struggling with my whole lifetime of trauma thing, what do i do

jedi order: have you tried just not having it?

anakin: um

jedi order: just don't sweatie :)

anakin: wh...

jedi order: yeah just don't have feelings :) that fixes it. just don't :)

anakin: ....

jedi order: ok sweatie :) now that's fixed how about we send you into battle again so you can see more friends die :)

"Darth Vader seems so cool and aloof," thinks Imperial Mook, "wow I wonder what dark thoughts must fill his head as he stands there silently........."

the answer is: bupkis, because Darth Vader is currently disassociating to fuck, because he's a pile of ptsd stuck in a torture suit! he's a million lightyears away dawg! it's his only got dam coping strategy he got left!

but seriously tho, anakin skywalker makes so much sense if you just insert that from childhood, he's been swatting away casual ideation of "would sure be cool if i died tho".

podracing? why the fuck not, would sure be cool if i died tho

steal this fighter? sure, sounds like fun and if not would sure be cool if i died tho

charge headfirst into battle? awright let's do this, sure would be cool if i died tho

Fools and Knaves of the Highest Order: sjws are so stupid trying to insert modern shit into stories

Me, An Intellectual, From Atop My Soapbox: ANAKIN SKYWALKER HAS BEEN AT LEAST PASSIVELY SUICIDAL SINCE AGE 9 IF NOT EARLIER AND YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND DARTH VADER AS A CHARACTER UNLESS YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS A RICKETY JENGA TOWER OF PTSD STUFFED INTO A TORTURE SUIT

Harp the Wigglytuff and the Eternal Struggle to Fucken Breathe Through Her Nose

being an owner of titties, the only thing they really do for me in daily life is catch food that i fumble. i can only assume that sexy lucario girls do much the same, and thus their chest spike is probably snack storage.

could fit a donut on that, or impale an apple if you're tryin to be healthy

anyway after that last joke i'm absolutely certain i'm mere seconds from being banhammered, bye everyone! was nice meeting you!

or are all be-tit'ed lucario anthros....

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wait for it

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booby trapped

so how do people horny for lucario anthro girls navigate the whole chest spike thing

is that part of the appeal? The Most Dangerous Motorboating?

oh and then they came back on an alt to call us all snowflakes, cunts, and say they've been treated better on nazi servers.

their kick from me was with the cheerful message of "guess you need to go back to those nazi servers now buddy"

anyway that whole detour in modding ended when, after stomping through pouting about how their mental health was so so bad please give pity it's just so bad (but how DARE anyone suggest 'maybe counseling or a self-help book'), they started in with "does anyone else get soooo jealous of asians because they're naturally pretty"

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