Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

my dog is expressing her disappointment with me not giving her cookies by getting a bite of kibble, marching into the den, and staring at me while she crunches it all LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT DEPTHS YOU HAVE PLUNGED ME TO

my dog is giving me the stink-eye for having the AUDACITY to try and THROW her NEW FAVOURITE TOY (erik the red squirrel. very squeaky, with crinkly tail) into the HALLWAY (which is EVIL and FORBIDDEN) and NOT GIVING HER ALL MY COOKIES AFTER

youtube has FAILED me by not delivering a long compilation video of cat activation noises

i just want to see people lovingly bother their cats and receive a "pprt?" over and over, WHAT IS THE INTERNET GOOD FOR IF NOT CAT VIDEOS????????

i'm so excited because my town is getting a cat cafe

not only will this mean less cats adopted and dumped by college students (LET'S HOPE, FINGERS CROSSED), it means i can drive like 15 minutes to go bother cats instead of like 2 hours!!!!!!!!

i can't wait until i get barred for just going around lovingly bothering the kitties to hear the cat activation noise over and over

the bit at the end of how the bakers all still meet up with each other and are buddies!!!!!!!!!!!11

ALSO.... I'M SO HAPPY FOR THE WINNER.... THEY DESERVED IT SO MUCH BLOOOO

i finally got around to watching the end of great british bakeoff season 6 and i'm Just About Ready To Cry

like i'm not SAYING they're all replicants but i AM saying maybe we should ask them some questions about turtles in the desert ok

hot take:

people who don't like buttercream or ganache and instead prefer only fondant should be considered Extremely Suspicious

along with people who don't cry at the first 15 minutes of Up and/or that fucking damnable flying kiwi animated short, and are physically able to enjoy music but think all music entirely is not worth listening to

Extremely Suspicious.

EXTREMELY.

i don't need Marie Kondo's The Life Changing Magic Of Tidying Up

i need Marie Kondo's The Life Changing Magic of Recognizing You're Disabled And Being Able to Ask For Help And Recieve It While Also Being Ok With Letting People Do Shit For You Like Help You Sort Through Things

... #spoonie

good news: took a real cute dog picture

bad news: forgot to move my meds out of the way before i did so it has a very clear and visible shot of one of my restricted medications with my full name on it so i can't post it whoops.

see look at this.

i actually get what they were going for here. there IS a plate, but i think that the "joke" here in the presentation is actually cohesive, so i quite like it. (apparently it is parsnip honey confit, with chocolate sauce.)

the real sin here tho... the pot isn't edible!!! i feel like that's such a missed opportunity. it's like they started the joke but bungled the punchline a bit, and *that's* what bothers me

also i think that i need to detox on food snobbery somehow because i found a post of something being shamed on /r/wewantplates and actually.... found it quite charming and a good presentation

/r/ooer is basically the most best sub on reddit and i never post there because you can't improve on perfection.

now that computerfairi.es has bbcode, who will be the first to make their posts properly in the style of https://www.reddit.com/r/Ooer/

it is........ https://picrew.me/image_maker/3595/ icon maker time

have an anime me