Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

mmmm delicious low-poly food

that inspector hildibrand drives a very hard bargain. it's a terrifying threat, it is

oh my god i forgot that balmung is where someone fairly popular in the rp comm is playing a character with the same last name as min is irl

I AM NOT USED TO SHARING THAT

FEELS WEIRD MY DUDES

HOW DO I NOT HUNT THEM DOWN ALL "TRADITION DEMANDS WE MUST FIGHT, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"

janine is just... a very good catgirl... please look at my daughter. thank you

i'm not saying janine wore it so much better than godfilia, but -

hold on, wait. that's exactly what i am, in fact, saying

#ffxiv #ishouldprobablyfindanothertaginsteadofspammingmycatgirl #butiremainunrepentant

yeah you could say i'm a rebel, fighting against systems of THE MAN

i just now stuck some ice packs to my shoulder that were CLEARLY LABELED "not for therapeutic use on humans"!!!! SUCK IT, PATRIARCHY

every time in alliance roulette the boss spins around because nobody wants to fucking offtank when they could initiate a power struggle, god kills a kitten

and the kitten is me. 8(

#ffxiv pinterest:

Love like you'd never been hurt before
Dance like nobody's watching
Steal the LB3 like a twitchy red mage

(it's good for the soul)

my catgrill..... Good

REAL CATGRILL HOURS ARE NOW MIQOTE UNITE

hey

hey

look at my fucking catgirl.

thank #ffxiv

so i transferred to balmung, walked into limsa lominsa, and immediately sent people into a tizzy by declaring that if they want a game without furries in it, that cat(girl) is out of the bag and has been for quite awhile now

with my work finished, i then sauntered on to mist to purchase an apartment and yeet my inventory into its storage

balmung.png

yes i just spotted this yelled in limsa and i don't know why it's cracking me up so bad but it is

so if i ever get around to writing Albus Dumbledore And The Crow-Mother Kachina, please know that most of it is just me going

"hey that dumbledore dude? yeah he sucks, actually"

the rest is, in order of relevance:

- longwinded worldbuilding re: magical foundational theory, and how native americans had that shit worked out nicely until white settlers sabotaged it knowingly and intentionally

- excuse for vampire confederate general henchman to get kersploded with dynamite

- Y E E H A W

like the characters do get a bit of an arc in that Aberforth realizes he can cool his jets and only hate his brother, like, 50% power, not 110% power with bonus slurs

but Albus's arc is that he kinda...

....has the moment where he recognizes people are making sacrifices for him to pursue a personal grudge, and

doesn't grow from it

but instead kind of accepts it as how the world goes now and rightly so

i actually have a long and extended HP fanfic in the back of my head where i massage the timeline a bit to have brothers Albus and Aberforth Dumbledore in the last vestiges of the wild west in America, running after Grindlewald and his pet ne'er-do-wells of the moment to obtain a macguffin named in the title (i am nothing if not respectful of tradition you see)

but honestly

it'll be hard to write as it's v much a vehicle for Albus Dumbledore Kinda Sucks Actually