Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

sometimes i just remember that one survey they did of british scientists talking about religion/spirituality and how so many of them volunteered "and by the way, Richard Dawkins is a fucken asshole and i hate him" when they in no way had asked about him or mentioned his name

it's just. the irl occurrence of that one line from portal. "the results say you're a terrible person. we weren't even testing for that"

i didn't remember that today my massage appointment is an hour and a half later than usual and it means i get to slowly meander through my lunch instead of being on the go hooray

mmmm delicious low-poly food

that inspector hildibrand drives a very hard bargain. it's a terrifying threat, it is

oh my god i forgot that balmung is where someone fairly popular in the rp comm is playing a character with the same last name as min is irl

I AM NOT USED TO SHARING THAT

FEELS WEIRD MY DUDES

HOW DO I NOT HUNT THEM DOWN ALL "TRADITION DEMANDS WE MUST FIGHT, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"

janine is just... a very good catgirl... please look at my daughter. thank you

i'm not saying janine wore it so much better than godfilia, but -

hold on, wait. that's exactly what i am, in fact, saying

#ffxiv #ishouldprobablyfindanothertaginsteadofspammingmycatgirl #butiremainunrepentant

yeah you could say i'm a rebel, fighting against systems of THE MAN

i just now stuck some ice packs to my shoulder that were CLEARLY LABELED "not for therapeutic use on humans"!!!! SUCK IT, PATRIARCHY

every time in alliance roulette the boss spins around because nobody wants to fucking offtank when they could initiate a power struggle, god kills a kitten

and the kitten is me. 8(

#ffxiv pinterest:

Love like you'd never been hurt before
Dance like nobody's watching
Steal the LB3 like a twitchy red mage

(it's good for the soul)

my catgrill..... Good

REAL CATGRILL HOURS ARE NOW MIQOTE UNITE

hey

hey

look at my fucking catgirl.

thank #ffxiv

so i transferred to balmung, walked into limsa lominsa, and immediately sent people into a tizzy by declaring that if they want a game without furries in it, that cat(girl) is out of the bag and has been for quite awhile now

with my work finished, i then sauntered on to mist to purchase an apartment and yeet my inventory into its storage

balmung.png

yes i just spotted this yelled in limsa and i don't know why it's cracking me up so bad but it is

so if i ever get around to writing Albus Dumbledore And The Crow-Mother Kachina, please know that most of it is just me going

"hey that dumbledore dude? yeah he sucks, actually"

the rest is, in order of relevance:

- longwinded worldbuilding re: magical foundational theory, and how native americans had that shit worked out nicely until white settlers sabotaged it knowingly and intentionally

- excuse for vampire confederate general henchman to get kersploded with dynamite

- Y E E H A W