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also while i'm sad my feet got ouchy and scuffed, at least i have cream to use up to put on them

so pro life tip: put hand cream you don't like on your feet, then put some socks on so it soaks in

but also the burt's bees orange blossom and pistachio is a severe disappointment. apparently "orange blossom and pistachio" to their scent team means "bad fakey orange candy scent, not the good stuff, but like the orange fruit flavored tootsie rolls that are bullshit"

honestly foley work makes the best trivia, especially for star wars

ben burtt does not get as much recognition as he should for tying it all together to really make star wars - forgive me for this overdone word choice though i would argue it actually applies here - truly iconic

and you can learn trivia like jabba the hutt's slurping is actually ben burtt fondling some mac and cheese! who doesn't love such trivia?!

man there's a flap in the comments over on a slate article about whether or not all clear heels are "stripper heels"

and like

momentarily putting aside the misogyny and disdain for sex workers and performers there

IF YOU THINK THESE SHOES ARE 'STRIPPER HEELS' YOU'VE ONLY SEEN SOME REAL BORING-ASS STRIPPERS.

anyway that's enough glancing at the news, if i keep this up i will remember all the politicians going "oh yes well trump did a very bad thing, and it was bad, but we can now all move on past it without any consequences given to him" and explosively hulk out in rage

christ, trump actually is taking a position i agree with

even a broken clock is right twice a day i suppose

he's still an absolutely abominable human being but i hope this makes another sliver of his loonies decide they can't remain in the trump cult now that he's flip-flopped to vaccines good actually

if i had my druthers about me today and more than negative one spoons, i would be a good cis ally by working on that sappho border print for lolita fashion that i floated at the mod of the lolita discord server i'm on LOL

happy lesbian day to all wuluws out there!

please have some sappho to celebrate: https://www.uh.edu/~cldue/texts/sappho.html -

Come now, luxuriant Graces, and beautiful-haired Muses.

I tell you
someone will remember us
in the future.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sappho_and_Erinna_in_a_Garden_at_Mytilene.jpg

if you need to smile at wacky science today, please remember these brave lads who went around disney world with a box full of pee and stones to determine that riding rollercoasters might actually be useful for passing kidney stones https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/04/science/roller-coaster-kidney-stones.html

did i pause at this part in the story to change classes and glamour completely so that janine could show up in full Warrior of Light mode?

.....y-yeah

alternative punchline for the same joke

i'm sorry, #ffxiv tag, the prequel memes are a bit inevitable (cw'd for spoilers)

even better: YOU CAN SEE HER FRECKLES

ah, the burn, or one of the few places where screenshots are lit well enough to see dark-skinned janine's fucken face,

me playing #ffxiv ARR through the first time: oh my god why is this livia chick yelling that i've come to take gaius van baelsar from her, like omg i am not INTERESTED you need to calm DOWN

me now seeing shadowhunter's inevitable reveal: ...........ok, ok i, i get it, i, hm, wow, okay, yeah, i see where you were coming from there livia sas junius, sorry, phew,

picture included for photo evidence that he's, phew, wow, dang,