Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i may be the token cishet, but i'm just enough towards middle of the kinsey scale to see cute girls and know "i must alert the wlws of this so that they can come properly swoon over this woman as she deserves"

on that note, Nyma Tang on youtube is not only charming to listen to review makeup, but has one of THE cutest noses i have EVER seen. see picture for proof

i realize that the token cishet talking about this while surrounded by trans women is, at best, sort of... charmingly quaint, but perhaps same hat a little bit, if in a rather orthogonal manner

but more importantly: come, my sisters, let us cover our virtual selves with glitter and pink and be violently feminine towards all who may oppose us

like in warframe... "oh well i guess i need to stick to more sedate colors, i don't want people to think bad of me when i play co-op and -"

fuck it!

energy color is violent pink!

everything else is purple and teal!

i BECAME THE #AESTHETIQUE and it improved my game experience by at least 300%!

for many years, playing online games, i consciously or subconsciously tried to disguise myself - male avatars, very modest character outfits, etc.

part of it was the "but i'm not like THOSE girls" blues, part of it was just trying to figure out how to not be harassed by people online

and honestly, my friends

one day i went "fuck this. i'm going to be full pink glittervomit frillytimes hyperfemme." and it has improved my life immensely

i mean honestly, if a video game doesn't let you get many pretty dresses, why is it EVEN under consideration at ALL to play

tbh i think i would really enjoy red dead redemption 2 if i got into it but "you have to play as a dude" is such a high cost of investment that it's going to take so much more to get into it

ngl i'm still tempted to see when it goes on sale... .................so i can just play red dead online and just. pick flowers. pet my horse. get pretty dresses.

ok so maybe one sit is "harp you fucker, you can't just subvert that bit of redwall by awkwardly inserting india into this now, you odious curryboo" and to that i say

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you jerboas are cute

"harp, is this why your remaining redwall rp characters still in there somewhere are intentionally subverting that goodbeast/badbeast split?"

fuck yes it sure is

no lie i get the strangest nostalgia sometimes for music because other people will go "oh man, i loved tomb raider/final fantasy 6/etc etc, such a fantastic game, this tune really takes me back"

...

and it totally takes me back too, but back to those geocities redwall roleplay sites where every location had its own little page with a midi autoplaying

tomb raider? what? no that's mossflower woods smh, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONrDrRVTKLU

the real generational split among furries:

were you a redwall kid or a warrior cats kid

wow i feel Fucking Awful!

i made the mistake of looking at news headlines

so in lieu of being really angry at politics i'm going to... play more stardew valley i think