Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

russian blue: some call you cold, most call you regal. but underneath that cool and collected exterior is a lot of love. don't be afraid to let your guard down more often!

alley catz: you've been hurt before, you know... and it has made you angry. try to give yourself the compassion you deserve, and extend that to others, too - you're a diamond in the rough who just needs the slightest polish to shine!

maine coon: you're the chill life of the party, always ready in the back with a witty comment or an extra case of beer or an actually good rendition of wonderwall on acoustic guitar. go with the flow, but don't be taken advantage of!

calico: you're an eclectic and varied person, and although some people might dislike this, you know how to bring it all together. you're the vegemite sandwich of people, and those who hate it ain't worth your time.

siamese: you're worth it, and you know it. continue being vocal in what you want, because you deserve it! any time is a good time to treat yourself.

tabby: like coca-cola, vanilla ice cream, and the little black dress, you're an enduring popular personality for good reason! don't let people say you're 'too boring' - keep being yourself!

persian: it might all seem overwhelming. but remember, while others call you 'high maintenance' - self-care isn't selfish! you deserve that comfort!

i'm replacing horoscopes with a far more accurate test: which catz breed you adopted first when playing catz

of course that also came with the sort of huge online arguments that only 12 year olds convinced in their own absolute morality could have with each other, LOL

the ethics of creatures wolfling runs........... oh the tales i could tell you........... all those moments lost like tears in the rain........... [ cue bass-boosted dramatic-sad blade runner music otamatone cover ]

i should at least install creatures 1 and 2 on my laptop again

those games have such a special place in my heart, especially because underneath the "oh this is a fantasy critter i guess" is a lot of painstakingly modeled biology. down to hormones rising and falling, individual "genes", and everything

i used to do "wolfling runs" - load the game up, leave them all alone overnight, see what happens - and it was always fascinating to see what had happened, a bit survival of the virtual fittest

..........mastodon petz revival, anyone?

i still remember how to take and judge 'show photos' lol

they're as good as abandonware, it's easy to find the entire game to download (http://homebody.eu/carolyn/downloabx/p5backup.htm is where i'd trust because carolyn is the OG of petz hexxing and her site, though ancient, is blessed and legit), and we could all do some challenges like "vanilla-only no hexxed additional breeds, now have some pretty kitties/doggos"....

remember that time i wrote some faux-translated-epic-poetry for #ffxiv xaela shit and then did absolutely nothing with it after maybe 3 people out of the vast rp community commented on it at all?

ah, memories : ')

but i'm not too proud to post the link here so https://calamityjanine.tumblr.com/post/173495368608/the-ballad-of-adiya

aka the Galadriel strategy, because ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIIIIIRRRRRRRR,

aka the Stardew Valley Is Just A Giant Polycule Now, Deal With It strategy

alas for no mods on switch to make it properly so, i will just settle for the 10-hearts-with-everyone good-luck event

"so which character did you decide to romance in #stardewvalley ?"

"Yes."

in the definite category of "it's bizarre what you end up missing".... god i miss wearing bras so much

even just plain bras. (a 58 or 56B-C may as well not exist)

i just want my titties to get the love and support they deserve......... but there is NO WAY to do that without killing me straight in my busted nerve which is Right Under my left titty................... 😭

time to present my important thesis to y'all:

the best part of star trek is tribbles.

tribbles exist in the original series, its animated spinoff, ds9, and the reboot movie.

the reboot movie made kahn white so this completely negates tribble effect.

the original series is antiquated but adorable, and too trite an answer for best series.

the animated spinoff is awful.

ds9 has the most tribbles among the remainder.

QED, ds9 is the best star trek.

no i will not be taking questions

i'm so glad that instagram means more models with various body types are actually out there and available, and easy for me and others to find and use as reference

however it's so hard to not immediately spend ALL MY MONEY on commissions since i've decided my ffxiv main's played-by/reference is Tabria Majors i mean JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cw for bikini and also i think squinted eye contact?)

i realize the #ffxiv community is bigger on tumblr by far, but also... i don't want to go back to tumblr lol

ffxiv tag, do y'all know of any ffxiv blogs on pillowfort? is pillowfort still a thing done these days lol?

hmmmm

well now with moving servers, i'm tempted to also move my ffxiv stuff from tumblr to... somewhere else. likely pillowfort.

the long domestic-history-based lore conjectures i really like doing are a bit more suited to that livejournal-esque "published content with comment section" format as well

real talk tho i haven't played it yet (only having a switch and a pc), watching other people play it, i'm actually glad that the skinning animations in red dead 2 are so... blunt

like... it may be something that makes me grimace and i would not want to do it irl very much (also because, let me be honest, i'm a butterfingers with shaky hands. hobbies that involve v sharp knives are a no-go), but ...well, it's what it looks like

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