Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

this is going to be extremely cishet of me but god damn, a smile that lights up the room on a cute dude is an arrow through my heart. just. 💫 😍 💫 W O W

like. instagram model kentai sakurai's big goofy goober grin.

or idris elba. have you ever seen him bust out laughing? holy shit. it's so good. IT'S SO GOOD. please see attached gif for an example. wowowowow 😍

i've been on mastodon for months and i still don't know what praxis is exactly, though i can usually garner meaning from context

but i have no idea what a tankie is

like i gather it's a certain type of shitheel motherfucker but what is tankie short for. the only mental image i get with 'tankie' is 'like a tank in warfare but cutesy?' which then leads down that dark road of those japanese rpgs where all the tanks are generic moeblob anime girls for some godforsaken reason??

i mean all i know of nier automata is

1. friends tried to explain the lore to me once after i watched the end of drakengard 3 after one streamed it; i still don't understand it all, but i think nobody does, including yoko taro

2. saw some streams of the actual gameplay from friends playing it

and still, i want to know... TOOBEE WHAT BRAND ARE YOU WEARING? DO THEY DO CUSTOM SIZES? WHAT STARCH ARE YOU USING ON THAT SKIRT? COULD YOU LET ME KNOW PLEASE

losing an hour to ambush nap is a good way to feel like your evening has really flown right by

"harp maybe you should actually go the fuck to sleep properly?"

hsssshshsh...shh........ PERHAPS....

ambush nap made me spin the Wheel O' Nap and it seems as i woke up i landed on the seems_im_full_of_rage_margesimpson.png triangle whoops.

(human small brain) foot lotion

(dog galaxy brain) HUMAN FLAVORING

i made that post about being too tired to eat, nibbled once slice of pizza, succumbed to about a 45min-1hour nap in my recliner, then ate the other slice

spoonie dining, folks

with a side of pizza before anyone worries

please join me in the traditional spoonie feast: Too Tired/Hurty To Eat

the prime #spoonie mood of

"maybe this new symptom means my body is broken enough to actually get a diagnosis and then treatment"

: ')

anyway my shoulder tightness is now working on impinging that nerve, so my pointer and thumb keep going a bit numb, so that's... fun

oh god y'all wanna see the worst youtube intro i've ever seen

it's not even a gamer or a political youtuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpqMU88DfyE

orange shorthair: listen i have some bad news about how well you think your anxiety disorder is currently being treated NO WAIT DON'T PANIC IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY

persian: ur babey?

black and white shorthair: your friends adore you, but are starting to become concerned with your blood pressure levels. deinstall LoL and maybe stop screaming at your TV so much.

...

aka this is where i ran out of inspirational faux horoscopes and am now just left with a stupid joke one

russian blue: some call you cold, most call you regal. but underneath that cool and collected exterior is a lot of love. don't be afraid to let your guard down more often!

alley catz: you've been hurt before, you know... and it has made you angry. try to give yourself the compassion you deserve, and extend that to others, too - you're a diamond in the rough who just needs the slightest polish to shine!

maine coon: you're the chill life of the party, always ready in the back with a witty comment or an extra case of beer or an actually good rendition of wonderwall on acoustic guitar. go with the flow, but don't be taken advantage of!

calico: you're an eclectic and varied person, and although some people might dislike this, you know how to bring it all together. you're the vegemite sandwich of people, and those who hate it ain't worth your time.