Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

ok which one of y'all made this

honestly maybe that's why so much horror does so little for me

it's hard in video games to pull off that moment of looking into an abyss as you see something tumble down into evil, and having a profound thought of "oh god, that could be me. that could be me, there, doing that evil"

and for those that have played it, or secret world legends up to tokyo, i can say three words and you'll know exactly what i mean:

Fear Nothing Foundation.

honestly i feel like although i'm not opposed to horror games, i'm not interested in any at all, because none will top what the secret world did

i'm not talking gore or jumpscares or general spookiness

tsw managed to do something that left me far more shaken and was far more profound: they got me to agree with the villain before slowly pulling back the curtain and revealing how horribly, horribly wrong it all was

i mean honestly

i dare you to listen to this music and NOT get FUCKING PUMPED and feel like IT'S TIME TO GO BE A MOTHERFUCKING HERO

https://youtu.be/qAHFZR0D9ss

IT'S SO GOOD!!! IT'S SO GOOD. ALL OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT'S SOUNDTRACK AIN'T FUCKING S H I T IN COMPARISON.

i forgot how much i fucking love the last trial of stormblood and i MAY be just about ready to queue for the fight for shits and giggles but it may lead to me running around screaming while tearing off my shirt because i'm so pumped.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIGHT AS AN EXAMPLE OF EXCELLENT GAME DESIGN

we got it on the second try but all i'm saying is thank god for the echo ok

"how's your daily rouls in ffxiv going, harp?"

well...,,,,,

(cw for post-sb primal spoilers)

extremely fast things on earth:

-mantis shrimp punching speed

-cheetah at full sprint

-the speed of the queue when a dps in #ffxiv thinks "it says 20 minutes estimated remaining, i can go for a quick pee, right?"

oh my god this joke about therapy just came for me so fucking hard that i think i have now died? please check back in 4-7 business days when i'm done wheezing on the floor. WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT THIS HARD

"badly explain your pokesona" is

"well just yoom tah, bless your li'l heart, hon"

"badly explain your fursona"

bear with Purple Lightning Filled Claws that are totally ;) not ;) violet wands ;) ;) ;) whatever gave you ;) that ;) idea ;)

the expression of the middle panel is kind of making me cackle

sweet iced tea is also potentially on this list but idk if the 'milk or no milk, bubbles or no bubbles' infighting would get too vicious

anyway, here's a meme of solidarity through food

Why Is My Eyelid Twitching And How Can I Convince It To Stop, and other deep questions of the universe

i realize i come from a place of enormous privilege to even get to consider using instacart for grocery shopping, but i'm also frustrated that it's basically the only way i can ever shop aldi lol

yes i know it's to keep prices low but something simple like "bagging your own groceries" means i'm looking at being wiped the fuck out for several days. it makes a grocery trip "plausible with careful planning" into "utterly implausible lmao". 8(