Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i gently suggested that hey, vendors sell jewelry now did you know???

"oh yeah but i'm tight on gil, i have a full set at ilv 400 when i get to 70 so i'm holding out until then lol"

and that, dear reader, is why i mana shifted not the healer, but the tank, as so the paladin could better spam clemency in-between my vercures.

ffxiv roulette, doma castle (lv 67)

healer: just fyi, i'm undergeared

me: hmmm let's see... well, shire gear, lv 60, not the greatest but it could be worse. let's see about the other side -

healer: halonic neckpiece of whateverty from the vault, level 57

arcanist ring, level 50

me: hmmm

me: i see 🙃

ok, i've seen some catbois in my time. been some catbois in my time, in #ffxiv .

but holy shit this is Next Fucking Level. look at this catboi i was blessed-cursed to join in roul this morning. i'm both terrified and in awe

(cw'd because although not technically nsfw, i feel like this carefully engineered outfit is going to be one that would nonetheless be a little bit hard to explain to your boss)

i keep forgetting that there's actually going to be a crossover event in ffxiv with yoko taro/neir automata

like i thought it was just a far-off dream for so long that i can't believe it's real yet

if we don't get toobee's dress i swear to god i'm going to riot

"harp you haven't even played any of the neir games???" I REPEAT, IF WE DON'T GET TOOBEE'S DRESS,

ok which one of y'all made this

honestly maybe that's why so much horror does so little for me

it's hard in video games to pull off that moment of looking into an abyss as you see something tumble down into evil, and having a profound thought of "oh god, that could be me. that could be me, there, doing that evil"

and for those that have played it, or secret world legends up to tokyo, i can say three words and you'll know exactly what i mean:

Fear Nothing Foundation.

honestly i feel like although i'm not opposed to horror games, i'm not interested in any at all, because none will top what the secret world did

i'm not talking gore or jumpscares or general spookiness

tsw managed to do something that left me far more shaken and was far more profound: they got me to agree with the villain before slowly pulling back the curtain and revealing how horribly, horribly wrong it all was

i mean honestly

i dare you to listen to this music and NOT get FUCKING PUMPED and feel like IT'S TIME TO GO BE A MOTHERFUCKING HERO

https://youtu.be/qAHFZR0D9ss

IT'S SO GOOD!!! IT'S SO GOOD. ALL OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT'S SOUNDTRACK AIN'T FUCKING S H I T IN COMPARISON.

i forgot how much i fucking love the last trial of stormblood and i MAY be just about ready to queue for the fight for shits and giggles but it may lead to me running around screaming while tearing off my shirt because i'm so pumped.

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIGHT AS AN EXAMPLE OF EXCELLENT GAME DESIGN

we got it on the second try but all i'm saying is thank god for the echo ok

"how's your daily rouls in ffxiv going, harp?"

well...,,,,,

(cw for post-sb primal spoilers)

extremely fast things on earth:

-mantis shrimp punching speed

-cheetah at full sprint

-the speed of the queue when a dps in #ffxiv thinks "it says 20 minutes estimated remaining, i can go for a quick pee, right?"

oh my god this joke about therapy just came for me so fucking hard that i think i have now died? please check back in 4-7 business days when i'm done wheezing on the floor. WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME OUT THIS HARD

"badly explain your pokesona" is

"well just yoom tah, bless your li'l heart, hon"

"badly explain your fursona"

bear with Purple Lightning Filled Claws that are totally ;) not ;) violet wands ;) ;) ;) whatever gave you ;) that ;) idea ;)

the expression of the middle panel is kind of making me cackle