Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

breath of the wild is, to me, a really good but not quite perfect game

and

it's really good it's not absolutely perfect because if it was i would just play it for five bajillion million hours

i forgot to actually hit post on this because i was tired. i am now still just as tired, but significantly more hydrated skin-wise

fuckit, sometimes you gotta just put on a sheet mask and get through the day

also this is a "vaguely interested in kbeauty" rite of passage: the It Has Snail Goop In It Somewhere"

if you spend too much time paying attention to fashion history, you too can start devoting far too much brainspace to characterization via dresses

i wish i wasn't incredibly exhausted today

especially because i have an urge to doodle Pearl and Marina in wedding dresses (while marrying each other, of course) because it's fun doing costume design tbh

incidentally the sort of dresses i'd put them in are L side for Pearl (surprisingly sleek and modern, sculptural, embroidery but no lace) and R for Marina (mermaid cut, long train, tons of lace, very romantic and gushy, illusion lace back)

cw for eye contact of the dress models

i've got no idea what has been going on in the distance, but i would just like to say again as a reminder:

if i forget to cw some shit, or should be cwing some shit, please bop me over the head and i'll get on it

i'm not being passive-aggressive, i've just got a bad brain full of chronic illness and fog and probably tadpoles or some shit, i dunno man, i just work here

homestar runner is trending on twitter, because people are going "i don't know why homestar runner is trending and was real scared for a moment but i guess we're all being nostalgic? anyway homestar runner's pretty great" and honestly

this is the most pure and good i think i've ever seen twitter

i really need to find/make some emoji so i can :thecheat: and :lilbrudder: at people on discord

just got done with trial roul and i swear one of the healers, a sch, went directly to 20% mana and didn't go above it for the entire rest of the susano fight. *with* me mana shifting them constantly

this is why you shouldn't learn to do all roles in mmorpgs, kids! because then you'll notice when people fuck up and the whole time you watch them

i also had half an iced latte which is making me want to vibrate through the walls ever so slightly, so time to burn off some of this energy and-or rage fighting shit in ffxiv

quoth my shoulder, CRUNCH SNAP POP CRACK SNAP

:(

so apparently 8chan just got search warranted in relation to the san diego synagogue shooting

the FBI is also going hard after facebook groups that encouraged/abetted the shooter as well

i hope they straight-up waltz in there, take the servers, and then spend the next 6 months handing out charges like halloween candy.

i'm becoming more and more certain we could pay for an american version of the UK's NHS just from being able to be efficient with time/money/resources instead of everyone having to deal with five bajillion different systems that overlap yet are frequently at odds with one another in ass-backwards ways

i am Awake but at What Cost

right

gotta chug liquids, go sleep, get up early to do fasting bloodwork

good night fediverse!

a good 90% of my mute list is "bots that post stuff untagged, or post dubious shit" and "people who i am sure are perfectly lovely but type in homestuck quirks and that gives me a headache"

that probably says quite a lot about me, though i'm not sure what it says exactly

dumbass newbie question: where does one view a list of people you've blocked/muted

because either i have misremembered and not actually blocked an untagged-aggregate news bot twice now or they're like fucking cockroaches

are you guys ready for.... some EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

aka i finally remembered this was in my gallery so have a short vid of my doggo's tummy spots https://youtu.be/I6ehfZwEwH0 #hollypls #dogsofmastodon #doggo #withbonusbabytalkvoice

i keep hosing down my shoulder with menthol spray and unintentionally making half of my head minty as well :|