Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i've hit that part of early ARR where my cishet ass knows it's not my lane to make jokes but The Jokes Must Be Made

(i'm just going to waggle my eyebrows enthusiastically instead)

there's been a fine crop of names today spotted in te wild

today, in Spotted In The Wild In #ffxiv ,

also i sat down to wait for a dungeon queue and Davalia accidentally became the creepiest bunny of judgment, disapproving of all your life choices from inside some foliage

cw for virtual eye contact from creepy bunny of judgment

ok google how do i take cute screenshots without accidentally pantsing my character

(sorry janine. at least you look cute with this ludicrous dancer glam for #ffxiv )

basically anyone who calls this 'thicc' needs to be sent to some sort of reindoctrination camp for a period of no less than "whatever it takes to remember women are human people made of flesh and blood and not 2d drawings you fucking weeaboo piece of shit"

this botw legend of zelda fic idea has congealed into a proper thing where i need to write an outline but my fucking shoulders are conspiring against me and it hurts to type for more than like 45 sec at a time aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

additional spicy opinions tonight:

if you draw furries but they all mysteriously end up going to smooth around the genital region with no evidence that pubic hair exists or ever has existed (and was shaved/etc), you also a coward with shit taste

note: you are excused if it's a dolphin or some shit but don't be drawing a catgirl with extra fluffy fluffs between her toebeans but MYSTERIOUSLY SMOOTH pubic area as that makes you a Fool and a Knave

p.s. yes that is a reference to the Dot Dot Dot dramatic reading because for some reason "stranth" took up residence in my head (along with "be-a-coo-aze") and has never left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA

also i would just like to make a controversial statement:

bowsette is fine but if it's all "we've inexplicably made this strong, muscular character have pure lily white skin and legs with all the definition of hot dogs when femme'd, despite the original character being a downright bara icon of STRANTH", you a coward with shit taste

if bowsette can't crush heads with her thighs and take you to the gun show, It Ain't Right

here's four things pinned in my channel on discord that i believe form an adequate gestalt summary of my being

i forgot i had this pinned in my channel on a discord server and laughed at it all over again

listen y'all can't just say stuff like "we should eliminate all cis people" and NOT be over at my house with a shotgun to come take me out behind the shed to Ol' Yeller my chronically-in-pain ass

she's then sent, i shit you not, at least 3 - probably more like 5 - friend requests on facebook i have politely denied

i have NO idea why she thinks we're besties.

possibly because we both like sci-fi and fantasy??? but she was such a terrible teacher that my birthday present that year was LITERALLY REFERENCE BOOKS I COULD PULL OUT TO ARGUE WITH HER, and then took them with me to Every Class Thereafter.

the "dance like no-one is watching" motto is very strange for me because the one truly awful teacher i had at my rich bitch private middle/high school gave me a magnet with it on it as a graduation gift (and did not give other students anything)

why is this weird?

because i hated her fucking guts, did not really make this a secret, and my one crowning moment of awesome in hs was letting loose and making her cry in class once