Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

it takes him three days to work up the nerve to plug the revealed datastick into an infopad. (that was after he sourced a mostly-broken infopad with all its network connectivity taken out - he might have had to take this contract with this corp, but he ain't THAT stupid.)

the screen flashes and he feels his blood turn to electric fire.

he knows what this data stick is. he KNOWS. this has been making every corp in this hemisphere sweat for years.

all the other troops take souviniers sometimes. it's not like a letter opener is as bad as racy photos or stolen underwear.

he plays with it sometimes, twirling it in-between his fingers. it feels good and weighty and right in a way he can't quite articulate. the first time he finds the hidden switch, he panics, because he thinks he's broken it. but no - it's meant to slide away to reveal something hidden in it.

the dreams start sticking with him more and more when he wakes up. but he gives up on telling them to other people.

it's a regular order, simple breech and clear of a rival company, when he picks it up. he just thought it was pretty. i mean, the secretary whose desk he picked it up off of was dead or worse by then, right? it wasn't 3d printed, it wasn't even plastic - kinda rare. and a letter opener in the shape of a sword - well, it's just kinda neat, right?

it's half past cyberpunk dystopia o'clock, and a young military man is having strange dreams.

the therapist for his private military company ship says they're because he's watching too many fantasy holovids. he thinks that's probably right, but he still can't shake this feeling that he's been here before, done this before, again and again, in ways that don't make sense. and that this ship should have sails, somehow.

aw dunk i forgot to post this extremely bad extremely nsfw gif for the 4th of July

please have it slightly late instead (legit nsfw naked genital bits, also bad safety practices on display)

i have a new online prejudice:

people who roll viera only to stick them in the werewolf ears, obliterating their bunny ears entirely, are Awful and when i am queen they will be made Illegal In The Eyes of The Law.

also there's a ffxiv ship i am on board spelled out for you: cid and nero are totally Oh, They Fuckin'. https://twitter.com/prozd/status/998647988510748672?lang=en

happy Look At My Catgirl o'clock everyone! #ffxiv

cw for eye contact i think? i mean close enough

so this is a thing that exists for people who have enjoyed HBO's Chernobyl https://youtu.be/TA9WQrWLnK4

i'm not trying to do the "i win the oppression olympics" thing at all but can i just say, as a disabled person who is too physically disabled to go out and protest, and too busy dealing with mental health to go to the frontlines even electronically, as well as not having money to donate, that right now it very much sucks to be powerless to resist against current events

well i looked at the news so i'm going to hope this reality tv show about a mortuary in new zealand is good to distract me from working myself up further

whenever anyone mentions they're having/just had their wisdom teeth removed, i burst in like some mixture of the kool-aid man and fairy godmother, yelling REMEMBER TO NOT USE STRAWS AND TAKE A LAXATIVE N O W PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THAT

wait. wait. hold on. i just had a revelation, @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online

normal brain: making OCs that are the same as you

big brain: making OCs that are your kink

GALAXY BRAIN: making OCs that are Same and then having them also enact Kink as self-affirmation that you are worthy of having your needs and desires fulfilled

please don't look too closely at this base post and then all of my fanfiction with romantic purposes in them because i definitely have just completely exposed myself here

i mean is it really romance unless there's at least one "listen i know you're really sick and were literally on death's door just a short while ago but also we can't keep our hands off each other so if you just lay back and try to stay still it's fine right????????" scene

"DID YOU JUST CUM SO HARD YOU PASSED OUT FOR A HOT MINUTE OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I HAD FUCKED YOU TO DEATH!!!!!!" "worth it lol" optional but ultimately recommended