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and in sharp contrast, here's

This

which looks nice if not dyed metallic purple but i previewed metallic purple and was like "oh my god it's so tacky. janine would absolutely wear this, LET'S DO IT"

i got the piece of gear i really wanted in ffxiv so y'all know what that means

catgrill spam o'clock is upon us

sometimes when i post funny names in i feel a little bad that i'm lazily copy-pasting and not like blanking out the server name so people can't easily come find them

this one though

THIS one

this one i have no regrets about pseudo-doxxing Nyancy Pelosi, catgirl democrat,

and now it's time to farm the qitana ravel because I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE THAT FULL SET OF CASTER GEAR

ffxiv shadowbringers spoilers (lv 75) 

LET!!!!
THE CATS!!!!!
K I S S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway have i mentioned i love the secret world's writing? because i love the secret world's writing. youtube.com/watch?v=nDpy54V5Ci please have moutemouia take it away

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me: y'know it's hard with little dialog, but maybe Link's found a voice for me to write him! let's see how it's going!

link: *leans in close to offered mic* i have become increasingly aware of how my story repeats and repeats with me laying down my life endlessly to protect hyrule yet still here and if you need me i will be hanging with moutemouia from TSW, both of us exhausted and yearning for the sweet release of our vigils finally being done

me: ....

link: uh i mean

link: hyah?

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

nobody on god's green earth:

my brain, still singing the titania theme: FA LA LA LA LA ~

okay time to grumpily play breath of the wild in bed now that i think i have appeased my shoulder appropriately

goodnight mastodon

you should also go the fuck to sleep. y'know, eventually

health +, in which a wigglytuff brags about herself 

i would also like to commend my pancreas on its timing because it did this while i was in a stint of eating pre-packaged diet meals, and i spent half that summer sobbing because i knew i needed to eat but was too nauseated to do so,

so now if anyone tries to get fatphobic about it at me: i was literally eating kale and eggwhite omelettes when my pancreas went on walkabout, so S U C K I T

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health +, in which a wigglytuff brags about herself 

happy three-year diabetes diagnosis anniversary to meee

3 years ago my blood sugar was over 500 when i plodded into the ER that night, and now:

1. my a1c is 5.1, better than my (non-diabetic) dad's

2. i'm down to taking only 4 units of long-acting insulin a day (and am about to come off it completely, only taking metformin and a weekly rx)

3. i can actually eat food and be cool in summer bc, let me tell ya: blood sugar of 500+ feels BAD!

"harp that's not really a spoiler at all, why did you tag that"

.........................better joke setup

stupid joke with minor shadowbringers spoilers if you consider a minion a spoiler i guess:

left: me with the snapchat filter on

right: me without the snapchat filter

billions of people in the star wars universe didn’t have to die if only jedi were allowed to fuck

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