@fraggle@octodon.social You give up:
- balls that fly
- being able to blame the wind when your shot misses
- that nice long pleasant 250yd walk from the tee
- all of your clubs except one
- golf cart rides

you receive:
- all putting all the time
- bouncy walls
- the presence of kids
- shame
- a don quixote complex
- that last hole that just eats your ball and sends it back behind the counter at the clubhouse